why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

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[jj_fate]

why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys supported Juws and others like him!? I mean you know that god is going to punish you if you dont support them and others like Noam Federman who are being downtrodden by the leftists and the Arabs! EVEN Pat Buchanan would be outraged by this! The Juws are wonderful people who have been a blessing to this nation and other nations in the world! Why is it you hypocrites complain about bias and then you shut us up just because you dont agree with us!? Who made you god and told us what we had to do anyway! This website has got to be the most fascist naziast place ive ever been! The Juws will win someday and when the Arabs are gone and when the Juws and rightous gentils go up top you will be atr the bottom! I demand an explanation for why you are doing this to me and my boss and the Juws!

[Darkchylde]

I've seen the reclining sofas swallow pets.
Then again, pets attack sofas... so it's revenge.

[A CA Guy]

I have tried cooking with a crock pot and that does a pretty good job as well.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

When the smoke alarm goes off it's done.

Good night everybody

[Fedora]

Have a good night!

[Norski]

Thanks for ping; sorry gone so long; I see that the Punfest is off and running, with razor-sharp wit by all. Greetings.

[Monkey Face]

"Promise not to ruin it by cooking it like Hobbit ruins nice fresh fissssssh? Nasty taters. . ."

Fish and taters can't make me ruin it...it SHINESSSSSSSSSSSS, Precioussss!

[Darkchylde]

I can't think of anymore. I barely thought of the current ending. The last
4 sentences are the new ending, right now. I was writing it while joking
with my brother on AIM. We haven't "collaborated" like that in a while.

[Darkchylde]

Our kitchen appliances don't give us too much trouble.
All of our household appliances, however, die young.

[Monkey Face]

"You have good reason to be proud of your kids"

My kids understand that duty to Country surmounts everything else. They are loyal and Patriotic, and that is the BEST a mother can ask for.

Thank THEM. THEY served. I waited.

[tiamat]

LOL!

Good night!

i'm cashing it in now, too.

See you people later.

[sionnsar]

"Yee-HAW!!! Is that how they say it in the Rockies...?" Ekchually, it's how I say it.

Hm. The closest I've ever heard to that in the local (residential) vernacular was when I picked up a soldering iron (the old vacuum-tube boat-welder variety) in electronics class in. Emitted the obligatory "Eee-Youw!!" while I set it back down (as the pain hit, several seconds after contact).

My lab partner fell off the stool whilst laughing -- and so the class thought he was the injured party.

[NicknamedBob]

"...g-forces kill off the obese epoplel..."

I'm an equal opportunity exporter. If a fat guy wants to take his chances on "The South Polar Express" and pays his fare, who am I to argue? Remember "The Man Who Sold The Moon" and where he died?

People will die in space. Sometimes even healthy ones. If they had their heart, weak as it may have been, set on going to Mars, I say take them all the way! Easy enough to put them on ice if need be.

And for boxers -- somehow I think the "Sweet Sport" is not going to make it off the planet. It's just too stupid to imagine. However, once the Martian Colonists get settled in, I have little doubt that some form of "Wrassling" will enjoy a resurgence of popularity, especially in four-tenths gravity.

Initial launch forces would be contra-indicated for anyone too pregnant. But if you time it right, giving birth before, or just after arrival (Martian Citizenship!), then I think it would be more comfortable.

[sionnsar]

Argh. Picked it up by the business end.

[Darkchylde]

Care for a hot dog?

[Fedora]

[Nice Smeagol: Lets nice Hobbit Monkey Face borrow fresh, uncooked Precious.]

[Gollum: Tells Smeagol Face is being tricksy and plans to cook Precious with fish and taters.]

[Monkey Face]

"Ekchually, it's how I say it."

(Sorry...I couldn't figure out how to shut off the BOLD.)

[sionnsar]

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[tiamat]

Monkey Face wrote:



My kids understand that duty to Country surmounts everything else. They are loyal and Patriotic, and that is the BEST a mother can ask for.

Thank THEM. THEY served. I waited.

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This fast, ( because i really AM falling asleep) of COURSE thanks to your kids.

How not?

but waiting can be hard. And so can grief.

Kudos to all of you.

Good Night, 'Face!

Sleep well!

[sionnsar]

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