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WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has for a long time criticized the concept of birthright citizenship — the idea that U.S. citizenship extends to anyone who was born within the U.S.'s borders. Rather than wait for a Supreme Court decision about it, Trump announced his own legislation titled "Birth-Wrong Citizenship." "We're going to deport all the losers and the haters," Trump told the press. "Some of them may have been born here — and maybe even their parents are citizens — but that's obviously a mistake because we are not a country for losers and haters." The bill would...
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For three years, a butcher in Zurich (Switzerland) sold pork to customers who believed they were purchasing veal. Following an inspection by a food safety officer, the butcher has now been held accountable. A halal butcher sells—in theory—halal meat: that is, meat permitted under Islamic law, and therefore, *a fortiori*, not pork. This Zurich-based butcher, however, does not appear to share that view. Over a three-year period, he allegedly sold 3.1 tons of pork while passing it off as veal, according to the Swiss edition of *20Minutes*, which broke the story. The deception was twofold. **Fraud** On one hand, religious...
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A New York Times headline that laughably mischaracterized NATO as “A North American Treaty Organization” drew widespread scorn on Friday. The glaring mangling of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization’s name quickly spread across X. Within minutes, a post pointing out the egregious error drew a wave of ridicule, disbelief and anger — much of it aimed not just at the mistake itself, but at what users framed as broader failures in mainstream media.
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It was a hairy-tale ending. Guests at a Disney theme park in Tokyo were aghast after a pair of crows treated a Rapunzel robot to an impromptu haircut, forcing staff to remove the princess from her tower. A video of the birds tearing her hair out scared up nearly 7 million views on TikTok and has since gone viral on X and other platforms.
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Though Donald Trump will leave office after a new president is elected in 2028, his legacy will live on forever in the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library in Miami. The proposed library will feature an impressive lineup of exhibits, with some of them still being kept under wraps. The Babylon Bee has heard from inside sources that visitors can expect to see the following exciting features: Two 18-hole golf courses that look like Trump's face when seen from the air: You'll be challenged by the tricky par-5 that leads into his nostril. "Build-A-Wall" play area for kids: Hours of...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a persuasive argument in favor of maintaining birthright citizenship, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson ate an entire stick of glue. The government counsel paused his oral arguments to watch in morbid fascination as Jackson steadily devoured the purple glue stick. "Yumm... chomp. Nom-nom," Jackson could be heard saying as she swallowed another glob of glue. "Gulp. Munch munch. Mmm..." "I... I don't even know how to respond," said Solicitor General John Sauer. Witnesses reported that Justice Jackson's powerful argument rendered the government litigation team utterly speechless. "They had no comeback. She took the wind right out...
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MIAMI, FL — As depicted in an exciting presentation of computer renderings of its breathtaking design, the proposed Donald J. Trump Presidential Library is set to feature a solemn "reflecting pool" filled with liberal tears. The design boasts an impressive lineup of features for the proposed skyscraper-style library, including a ballroom, a replica of Trump's Oval Office, and the luxurious new Air Force One jet gifted to the president by Qatar, but the Liberal Tears Reflecting Pool promised to draw plenty of visitors. "It's going to be the most beautiful thing you'll ever see, and deliciously refreshing, too," Trump...
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The Democrat Party has formally announced that they were wrong on almost every issue. They now say there are just 2 genders, The border should be enforced, abortion is murder, and smaller government is better!They also say Trump is the greatest president since Washington and that he should be given a 3rd term!
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If you've ever wandered through an airport struggling to find your gate, something to eat or a place to charge your phone, this could make things a lot easier. At San José Mineta International Airport in California, travelers can now get help from a humanoid robot named José. It greets passengers, answers questions and helps people find their way around the terminal. Communicates in more than 50 languages Provides directions and real-time terminal updates Answers questions in a natural, conversational way Handles busy public spaces without constant human oversight. José stands about 5 feet, 6 inches tall, weighs roughly 152...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6hvTbLaZqc Video runs exactly one minute.
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Interviewer: “Is it a little bit homophobic that we're so focused on the Straights of Hormuz and not the Gays of Hormuz?” No Kings protester, completely serious: “Yes, I agree. For sure.” Interviewer: "Why do you think we are willing to leave the Gays of Hormuz behind?" No Kings protester: “I think it's just history. Historically, like, you know, gays have always been discriminated against which is wrong."
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Susan Crabtree, a national correspondent for RealClear Politics, reporting the details of a Secret Service agent who shot himself in the tush. Last week, the agency reported that the agent shot himself in the leg while on Jill Biden's protective detail, but it look like they might have been trying to save what's left of his dignity.
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