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  • Frightening But 100% True Facts About Guns

    05/15/2026 6:32:14 PM PDT · by PROCON · 28 replies
    BabylonBee ^ | May 15, 2026 | The Babylon Bee Compilation
    Guns kill people. It's just a proven fact. Watch this exclusive coverage from The Babylon Bee of frightening but 100% true facts about the weapons of war on our streets otherwise known as guns. Frightening But 100% True Facts About Guns
  • Letterman sends Colbert off 'The Late Show' by destroying CBS property

    05/15/2026 7:17:53 AM PDT · by subterfuge · 33 replies
    Variety ^ | 5/15/2026 | Marlo Stern
    Stephen Colbert's 11-year run as host of "The Late Show" will end on May 21. That its untimely end was announced mere weeks before the Trump-loyalist Ellison family finalized their CBS-Paramount takeover led many to believe it was a move to appease Trump, while the network claimed Colbert's late-night program was losing around $40 million a year - a figure that led friendly rival Jimmy Kimmel to quip, "Not a snowball's chance in hell that's accurate." Snip... Well, whatever the reason, Colbert is out in a week. And so, for his final weeks, the funnyman has welcomed an assortment of...
  • Today's Toons 5/15/26

    05/15/2026 1:18:31 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 21 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 5/15/26 | pookie18
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  • Friday Silliness Thread!

    05/15/2026 12:12:10 AM PDT · by Nateman · 15 replies
    Free Republic ^ | May 15, 2026 | Nateman
    You are wondering thru a silly dimension. A place not only of silliness but even more silly. At the sign post up ahead you have entered the Silliness Zone!
  • Today's Toons 5/14/26

    05/14/2026 3:58:08 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 5/14/26 | pookie18
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  • Barry Blaustein, Eddie Murphy’s ‘SNL’ Writer, Dead at 71

    05/13/2026 6:27:29 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 18 replies
    UltimateClassicRock ^ | May 13, 2026 | Corey Irwin
    Barry Blaustein, the former Saturday Night Live writer who helped Eddie Murphy create some of the show’s most memorable characters, has died at the age of 71. Blaustein was diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease in 2017, and had recently been diagnosed with stage four pancreatic cancer. Blaustein was hired for the famous sketch comedy show in 1980, during a tumultuous period in SNL history. Producer Jean Doumanian had taken over from show creator Lorne Michaels, resulting in extreme tension behind the scenes. Despite the circumstances, Blaustein clicked with another of the show’s new writers, David Sheffield. Together, the two became formidable...
  • Marco Rubio, Banned in China, Trolls with Maduro Tracksuit en Route to Beijing

    05/13/2026 1:20:47 PM PDT · by Red Badger · 6 replies
    Breitbart ^ | May 13, 2026 | John Hayward
    Secretary of State Marco Rubio has technically been banned from visiting China by its communist government, but he accompanied President Donald Trump on his trip to Beijing on Tuesday using a bureaucratic loophole created by the Chinese to let him in. Rubio, the son of Cuban exiles to Florida who was elected to the Senate in 2011, was one of several congressional representatives banned from traveling to China in July 2020 because they spoke out against China’s brutal oppression of the Uyghur Muslims of occupied East Turkistan. The U.S. had previously sanctioned four Chinese officials for herding the Uyghurs into...
  • 'The View' Announces All-New Cast Of Angry, Middle-Aged Women

    05/13/2026 10:20:43 AM PDT · by dayglored · 11 replies
    The Bee ^ | May 12, 2026 | The Bee
    U.S. — Longtime daytime talk show "The View" has announced that next season will feature an all-new cast of angry middle-aged women. After years of occasional changes among the show's personalities, ABC has moved to replace all five of the previous hosts, though it is sticking with the archetype of emotional middle-aged women. "We're ready for a fresh set of high-pitched, seething voices," said showrunner Denette Holman. "The chemistry we are seeing in the new group of hosts is wonderful. The rants, the cattiness, the imminent menopause, it's all there. We're looking forward to a great season." Focus groups...
  • UK Green Party councillor Mohammad Baghdadi Khan posts video of himself cruising around in gas-guzzling Lamborghini

    05/13/2026 7:47:37 AM PDT · by Red Badger · 15 replies
    Human Events ^ | May 12, 2026 | Roberto Wakerell-Cruz
    Mohammad Baghdadi Khan responded to criticism online by writing, "Who said councillors can’t drive cars like this?" A newly elected Green councillor in Bolton has posted video footage of himself driving a Lamborghini shortly after winning a seat in last week’s local elections. Mohammad Baghdadi Khan, also known as Baggy Khan, shared the video online following his victory in the Halliwell ward of Bolton, Greater Manchester, reports the Daily Mail. The footage shows Khan behind the wheel of a Lamborghini Huracan Spyder, a model that can cost up to £270,000. The clip also includes scenes from his election win. Reports...
  • ‘Knight Rider’ car hit with NYC speeding ticket — despite sitting in Illinois museum

    05/13/2026 4:21:09 AM PDT · by DFG · 57 replies
    NY Post ^ | 05/13/2026 | Adam Silverstein
    NYC’s traffic cameras are now writing fiction. The famous “Knight Rider” car KITT has been hit with a speeding ticket in Brooklyn — despite sitting on display inside an Illinois automotive museum for years. The Volo Museum, based north of Chicago, said it received a $50 ticket from the New York City Department of Finance tied to its replica of the famous TV car from the 1980s series starring David Hasselhoff. “Well, this is a new one … we got this in the mail today. This is 100% legit,” the museum wrote in a Facebook post on May 7. According...
  • Today's Toons 5/13/26

    05/13/2026 1:16:22 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 23 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 5/13/26 | pookie18
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  • 🚨 OH NO! L.A. Mayor Karen Bass just unveiled “FREE TEETH FOR METH HEADS” 🚨

    05/12/2026 6:29:40 PM PDT · by Red Badger · 17 replies
    Twitter / X / ^ | May 12, 2026 | Jesse Watters
    🚨 OH NO! L.A. Mayor Karen Bass just unveiled “FREE TEETH FOR METH HEADS” 🚨 “They don't have teeth, why? Because meth rots your teeth. You can't succeed without teeth” … WHAT?!? 🤣 7:51 PM · May 12, 2026 · 24.5K Views VIDEO AT LINK...............
  • New York Offers To House Hantavirus Patients In Nursing Homes

    05/12/2026 8:47:18 AM PDT · by dayglored · 8 replies
    The Bee ^ | May 11, 2026 | The Bee
    MANHATTAN — The State of New York has graciously offered to allow American hantavirus patients to stay in any of their local nursing homes. With seventeen Americans being ordered into quarantine due to hantavirus exposure, Governor Hochul immediately called to request the patients be housed as close as possible to elderly, infirm New Yorkers. "We are following the science," announced Governor Hochul. "While red states languish, New York will once again lead the way in pandemic preparation by securing all infected patients inside nursing homes. We know from experience how to trap a virus inside the buildings which contain...
  • Today's Toons 5/12/26

    05/12/2026 4:01:09 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 19 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 5/12/26 | pookie18
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  • Trans Woman REFUSES to Leave Store… Manager FIRES BACK HARD!

    05/11/2026 12:40:28 PM PDT · by Morgana · 45 replies
    Daily Dose Of SANITY youtube ^ | May 8, 2026 | Daily Dose Of SANITY
    LGBTQ Activist MELTS DOWN After BASED Manager DEMANDS Straight Answers [AWKWARD] In today’s video we look at LGBTQ Activist MELTS DOWN After BASED Manager DEMANDS Straight Answers [AWKWARD]
  • Leftists barking at each other

    05/11/2026 7:06:04 AM PDT · by Eleutheria5 · 46 replies
    Dom B Post ^ | 11/5/26
    WTF. Can't make it up.
  • Today's Toons 5/11/26

    05/11/2026 1:14:22 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 21 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 5/11/26 | pookie18
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  • Do pregnancy tests have Plan B pills in them?!

    05/10/2026 6:09:21 PM PDT · by Morgana · 6 replies
    Do pregnancy tests have Plan B pills in them?! video 47 seconds... the answer for those who don't want to watch it.. " so that's a moisture absorbing tablet very much like the ones you get in a new coat or new shoes please do not eat it it's not plan B and if you eat it call your doctor "
  • Men without chests:why do Christian conservatives find it so hard to understand the importance of testosterone decline?

    05/10/2026 9:58:31 AM PDT · by JusPasenThru · 30 replies
    American Greatness ^ | May8, 2026 | Raw Egg Nationalist
    In a strange way—or in fact a not-so-strange way—conservative Christians who deny the importance of what’s happening to men today on a biological level mirror the attitudes and rhetoric of left-wingers, radical feminists, and men-haters, who label testosterone a poison or “toxin” we should be glad is disappearing. For the radical misandrists, a group that includes many men too, the suffering and plight of men today is a necessary evil on the road to a fairer, more equal society. And not even a form of evil, because many of them enjoy seeing men suffer. It’s a punishment for hundreds of...
  • Oil Tanker Slips Anonymously Through Strait Of Hormuz By Adding Fake Nose And Mustache

    05/09/2026 3:56:06 PM PDT · by Beowulf9 · 10 replies
    https://babylonbee.com ^ | May 9 2026 | Unknown
    MIDDLE EAST — An oil tanker has managed to slip through the Strait of Hormuz completely undetected after donning a giant fake nose and mustache. The tanker, known as the Delta Magnus, nonchalantly floated in disguise past both the Iranian and American blockades, leaving both sides none the wiser.