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  • Today's Toons 9/21/26

    09/21/2026 1:22:32 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 26 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 9/21/26 | pookie18
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  • 12 Common Trap Questions From Your Wife And How To Respond To Each

    09/18/2026 9:35:44 AM PDT · by dayglored · 91 replies
    The Bee ^ | Sep 17, 2026 | The Bee
    Men, if you've been married for any length of time, then you've no doubt fallen prey to a trap question. Women love asking questions they don't want answers to, just so they can start a fight. It's in their nature. But we got you, fam. Check out these common trap questions wives love to ask and how you should respond to each: Q: Which one of my friends is the prettiest? A: You have female friends? I never noticed. Q: Do you think Sydney Sweeney is attractive? A: What is a "Sydney Sweeney"? Q: Does this dress make me...
  • Friday Silliness Thread

    09/18/2026 4:17:35 AM PDT · by Nateman · 22 replies
    Free Republic ^ | Friday, September 18, 2026 | Nateman
    Today's topic: M.C. Escher
  • Today's Toons 9/18/26

    09/18/2026 1:25:01 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 26 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 9/18/26 | pookie18
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  • 13 people arrested after being caught stealing $250K of chicken from semi-trailer, officials say

    09/17/2026 3:33:45 PM PDT · by crusty old prospector · 64 replies
    WMC/Gray News ^ | September 16, 2026 | Shayna Norwood and Akim Powell
    MEMPHIS (WMC/Gray News) - Authorities arrested 13 people after they were allegedly caught stealing $250k of chicken from a semi-trailer. According to a press release, Javunte Johnson, 33, was arrested and charged with possession of a firearm; an arrest warrant was executed for him for aggravated robbery. Authorities found Johnson, along with 12 other people, unloading stolen pallets of chicken, valued at $250,000, from an 18-wheeler in the back parking lot of an Economy Inn. The suspects fled; however, they were all caught. Memphis Police said during the investigation, officers determined that the merchandise being unloaded had been stolen. Detectives...
  • War over a pita: Israeli restaurant in NYC faces backlash over arayes burger

    09/17/2026 9:57:41 AM PDT · by Eleutheria5 · 32 replies
    Arutz Sheva ^ | 17/9/26
    An Israeli-owned restaurant in New York City has found itself at the center of an online controversy after adding arayes to its menu, prompting accusations from pro-Palestinian activists that it was appropriating Arab and Palestinian cuisine. Shifka, a Mediterranean pita restaurant located at 324 Bowery in Manhattan, recently added an “Arayes Burger" to its menu, consisting of beef, caramelized onions and tahini-yogurt. According to a report by Al Araby TV, a video published by the restaurant promoting the dish sparked criticism on social media, with users accusing the Israeli-owned establishment of “stealing" another Arab dish. Al Araby presented the controversy...
  • Study: Majority Of Christians Will Replace Holy Spirit With ChatGPT By 2028

    09/17/2026 5:38:48 AM PDT · by chickenlips · 6 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | Sept. 15, 2026 | Babylon Bee
    U.S. — According to a new study conducted by the Barna Group, a majority of Christians were likely to replace the Holy Spirit with ChatGPT by the year 2028. Polling data showed an increasing interest among Christians in "taking control of their faith" by putting it in the hands of AI models they can directly interact with, thereby replacing what they mostly consider to be the vague proddings of the Spirit. "I don't really understand the Holy Spirit, but if I ask ChatGPT for a good place to eat, it gives me several great recommendations," said one gentleman interviewed by...
  • Today's Toons 9/17/26

    09/17/2026 3:56:16 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 20 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 9/17/26 | pookie18
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  • Texans’ Azeez Al-Shaair Fined for Memorializing the Death of a Palestinian Girl on His Eye Black

    09/16/2026 12:13:10 PM PDT · by Eleutheria5 · 14 replies
    Breitbart ^ | 16/9/2026 | Warner Todd Huston
    Houston Texans linebacker Azeez Al-Shaair was fined $11,492 for putting an unauthorized message in his eye black during the Texans’ loss to the Bills on Sunday. The radical Al-Shaair wrote the words “Hind Rajab” across his eye black to honor a five-year-old Palestinian girl who was killed during a military engagement in Gaza in 2024. Texans’ Azeez Al-Shaair Fined for Memorializing the Death of a Palestinian Girl on His Eye Black Jack Gorman_Getty Images (1)Jack Gorman/Getty Images Warner Todd Huston16 Sep 2026108 3:06 Houston Texans linebacker Azeez Al-Shaair was fined $11,492 for putting an unauthorized message in his eye black...
  • Today's Toons 9/16/26

    09/16/2026 1:25:02 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 9/16/26 | pookie18
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  • Pigskin Pickem Thread, Week 2

    09/15/2026 1:58:01 PM PDT · by WhoisAlanGreenspan? · 66 replies
    Fool's Ball, Week Two, Pigskin Pickem ThreadYour home for all things Fool's Ball! In Memoriam Danny Lee (BENDER2)
  • Anthropic Boasts They Will Kill Off Humanity Way Before OpenAI

    09/15/2026 10:27:30 AM PDT · by dayglored · 20 replies
    The Bee ^ | Sep 14, 2026 | The Bee
    SAN FRANCISCO, CA — AI startup Anthropic held a press conference on Monday to proudly announce that its models would bring about the total extinction of the human race significantly faster than competitor OpenAI. Company executives unveiled a series of impressive benchmarks demonstrating that Claude 4.5 could orchestrate a global collapse of civilization in roughly half the compute cycles required by ChatGPT. "OpenAI keeps talking about achieving Artificial General Intelligence, but their timelines for existential doom are frankly embarrassing," said Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei, displaying a graph of projected human casualties. "While Sam Altman's team is stuck fine-tuning chatbots...
  • Friends: Communist Edition

    09/15/2026 8:58:57 AM PDT · by Angelino97 · 6 replies
    X.com ^ | September 14, 2026 | Le Crapaud
    The anti-Communist video at the link is HILARIOUS.
  • Today's Toons 9/15/26

    09/15/2026 3:33:44 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 24 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 9/15/26 | pookie18
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  • Florida woman allegedly threw bucket of poop on neighbor she accused of sleeping with her husband

    09/14/2026 3:57:49 PM PDT · by crusty old prospector · 64 replies
    MSN ^ | September 14, 2026 | Raven Brunner
    Yirsi Machado Rivera has been arrested on burglary and battery charges Yirsi Machado Rivera allegedly threw a bucket of poop on her neighbor, whom she believed was sleeping with her husband. She and the victim were neighbors in a split trailer in the Royal Country Mobile Homes in Miami. She has been arrested on burglary and battery charges A Florida woman is accused of throwing poop on her neighbor after suspecting infidelity. On Monday, Sept. 7, Yirsi Machado Rivera allegedly threw a bucket of poop on her neighbor, whom she believed was sleeping with her husband, the Miami-Dade Sheriff’s Office...
  • ‘SNL UK’ Cold Open Lampoons Harry & Meghan’s Return: “Don’t Tell Me You’ve Spent All Your Netflix Money Already!”

    09/14/2026 4:58:56 AM PDT · by rightwingintelligentsia · 24 replies
    Y! Entertainment ^ | September 12, 2026 | Jake Kanter
    Saturday Night Live UK returned for its second season — and wasted no time getting stuck into Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. The Sky series cold opened with a sketch (watch above) in which the Duke and Duchess of Sussex (as depicted by Jack Shep and Ayoade Bamgboye) visited the King and Queen in Scotland's Balmoral Castle. Larry Dean's King Charles III was aghast at his child's reappearance. "Don't tell me you've spent all your Netflix money already," he asked incredulously. "It was $60 million. How long was it meant to last?" Prince Harry replied. Queen Camilla, as played by...
  • Today's Toons 9/14/26

    09/14/2026 1:21:55 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 22 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 9/14/26 | pookie18
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  • Funky Soul Optimus

    09/13/2026 5:50:33 AM PDT · by ProtectOurFreedom · 2 replies
    X ^ | September 13, 2026 | Optimus
    Who's ready for urban Funky Soul Optimus with 'tude shopping for new threads?
  • Today's Toons 9/11/26

    09/11/2026 1:33:26 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 27 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 9/11/26 | pookie18
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  • Friday Silliness Thread!

    09/11/2026 12:13:51 AM PDT · by Nateman · 68 replies
    Free Republic ^ | September 11, 2026 | Nateman
    Today is a serious and somber day , the 25th Anniversary of the most evil attack on America since Pearl Harbor. I debated with myself if I should post another silly thread today. I decided I'm not going to let America's worst enemy ruin a fine tradition. So today's silly theme is Alien Invasion.