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To: King Prout; concretebob; Darksheare; Dead Corpse
So tell us what "Spoo" is... or could I guess?
(Hi Darks. Hi DC. My Mac died and i am borrowing from a friend for a little while tonight. Hope all is well. )
8,381
posted on
01/26/2005 6:06:36 PM PST
by
tiamat
(Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
To: tiamat
![](http://concretebob.freeservers.com/concord_ploughman.jpg)
ROFLMAO...thank you, but I was being a smart a$$..
about the name..
My license plate is concrte, my email is concrete.bob, and I've been working in the stuff for over 15 years.
I once tried to get a boss I had to use concrete as his email, but his first name was...ready???
Dick
If you knew the whole story, and the innocent sincerity I had at the time, you'd be laughing hysterically.
8,382
posted on
01/26/2005 6:06:37 PM PST
by
concretebob
(We will not stop until every a$$ is kicked and every name is taken.)
To: King Prout; Darksheare
I need a Troll Check in
aisle 9....
North California. No homepage. Newbie. Spouting Boxer/Feinstein/Schumer gun control arguments. Bad syntax. Smells like troll to me, but I would prefer a more expert opinion....
8,383
posted on
01/26/2005 6:06:57 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
To: King Prout
Fresh Spoo? What are you? A Narn?
8,384
posted on
01/26/2005 6:07:59 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum europe vincendarum)
To: concretebob
Oh that IS good!
It's very nice to meet you!
8,385
posted on
01/26/2005 6:07:59 PM PST
by
tiamat
(Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
To: tiamat
You are the fourth person in the last two weeks that I know of who had their Mac die recently. One is now whining about having to relearn a whole new OS, but has admitted that the new PC seems to do some things faster....
8,386
posted on
01/26/2005 6:08:15 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
To: tiamat; Dead Corpse; Darksheare
Spam is the devil's work
Spam is the devil's pork
Spam is the devil's ham
...and there are no eggs...
(sorry - a bit of Tool fugued by)
S.P.A.M.M.
Strategic Porcine Anti-Muslim Munitions
massive airborne delivery of live pigs by parachute (and without) onto the heads of the insurgency... styrofoam cups full of lard with an M-80 inside chucked into a madrassa... pork-in-polymer frangible bullets... hard-fried pork-rind directional mines... a lard slick drifting down the Persain Gulf towards the newly renamed Straits of Hormel...
oh, MAN, I'm having bad ideas.
8,387
posted on
01/26/2005 6:09:19 PM PST
by
King Prout
(trolls survive through a form of gastroenterotic oroborosity, a brownian "perpepetual movement")
To: TASMANIANRED
![](http://concretebob.freeservers.com/concord_ploughman.jpg)
ahhh hah...the Louisville comment?
I lived there for awhile in 1973, right after the big tornado went through.
On Klondike Lane, right off of Hike's Lane.
I worked at a billiard parlor, and had a small cleaning outfit, cleaning floors.
8,388
posted on
01/26/2005 6:09:32 PM PST
by
concretebob
(We will not stop until every a$$ is kicked and every name is taken.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
8,389
posted on
01/26/2005 6:10:27 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
To: King Prout
![](http://concretebob.freeservers.com/concord_ploughman.jpg)
No you're not KP..Blackjack Pershing ain't got nuttin' on you, Bra.
8,390
posted on
01/26/2005 6:10:44 PM PST
by
concretebob
(We will not stop until every a$$ is kicked and every name is taken.)
To: tuliptree76
what do you teach?
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and what subject?
8,391
posted on
01/26/2005 6:11:19 PM PST
by
King Prout
(trolls survive through a form of gastroenterotic oroborosity, a brownian "perpepetual movement")
To: Dead Corpse
Hi DC
It was an old Mac and had been abused by my husband, ( He Who Sets The Kitchen Aflame) and my daughter, (Impatient One of the Curled Fist)
So I don't really hold it against the Mac.
8,392
posted on
01/26/2005 6:11:28 PM PST
by
tiamat
(Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
To: King Prout
I teach 2 sections of a managerial accounting class.
To: tiamat
![](http://concretebob.freeservers.com/concord_ploughman.jpg)
Right back at cha, :)
Feel free to view my profile page, and my website.
Website still undergoing changes, but not to shabby for an ignorant peasant.:)
8,394
posted on
01/26/2005 6:13:05 PM PST
by
concretebob
(We will not stop until every a$$ is kicked and every name is taken.)
To: tiamat; concretebob; Darksheare; Dead Corpse
spoo is a meat from the universe of B5
"spoo, the OTHER blue meat" well, ya gotta have a certain spoof tape...
"Babylon Park"
8,395
posted on
01/26/2005 6:13:59 PM PST
by
King Prout
(trolls survive through a form of gastroenterotic oroborosity, a brownian "perpepetual movement")
To: Dead Corpse
Oooooo cool.
I want a Spoo Sow'da Class Light Fighter.
8,396
posted on
01/26/2005 6:14:03 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum europe vincendarum)
To: King Prout; Dead Corpse; Darksheare
KP:
Your Spam Song.
I think you just need to eat something
All of this wild talk about White Castles and Spam...
:-)
8,397
posted on
01/26/2005 6:14:07 PM PST
by
tiamat
(Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
To: tiamat
![](http://concretebob.freeservers.com/concord_ploughman.jpg)
oooo my wife is a manager for the People's Republic of China outlet store...AKA Claire's Boutiques, and she LOVES mystery shoppers.
8,398
posted on
01/26/2005 6:15:50 PM PST
by
concretebob
(We will not stop until every a$$ is kicked and every name is taken.)
To: tiamat
It's what husbands do. We tinker with things until they break. Then we try and get you to let us buy new stuff...
Circle of life. Do not upset the primal forces. ;-)
8,399
posted on
01/26/2005 6:16:52 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
To: Dead Corpse
8,400
posted on
01/26/2005 6:17:45 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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