Spam is the devil's work
Spam is the devil's pork
Spam is the devil's ham
...and there are no eggs...
(sorry - a bit of Tool fugued by)
S.P.A.M.M.
Strategic Porcine Anti-Muslim Munitions
massive airborne delivery of live pigs by parachute (and without) onto the heads of the insurgency... styrofoam cups full of lard with an M-80 inside chucked into a madrassa... pork-in-polymer frangible bullets... hard-fried pork-rind directional mines... a lard slick drifting down the Persain Gulf towards the newly renamed Straits of Hormel...
oh, MAN, I'm having bad ideas.
KP:
Your Spam Song.
I think you just need to eat something
All of this wild talk about White Castles and Spam...
:-)