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To: tiamat; Dead Corpse; Darksheare

Spam is the devil's work
Spam is the devil's pork
Spam is the devil's ham

...and there are no eggs...

(sorry - a bit of Tool fugued by)

S.P.A.M.M.
Strategic Porcine Anti-Muslim Munitions
massive airborne delivery of live pigs by parachute (and without) onto the heads of the insurgency... styrofoam cups full of lard with an M-80 inside chucked into a madrassa... pork-in-polymer frangible bullets... hard-fried pork-rind directional mines... a lard slick drifting down the Persain Gulf towards the newly renamed Straits of Hormel...

oh, MAN, I'm having bad ideas.


8,387 posted on 01/26/2005 6:09:19 PM PST by King Prout (trolls survive through a form of gastroenterotic oroborosity, a brownian "perpepetual movement")
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To: King Prout
No you're not KP..Blackjack Pershing ain't got nuttin' on you, Bra.
8,390 posted on 01/26/2005 6:10:44 PM PST by concretebob (We will not stop until every a$$ is kicked and every name is taken.)
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To: King Prout; Dead Corpse; Darksheare

KP:

Your Spam Song.

I think you just need to eat something

All of this wild talk about White Castles and Spam...

:-)


8,397 posted on 01/26/2005 6:14:07 PM PST by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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