I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

[hk409]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!

[TASMANIANRED]

Joke of the Day


AN AMERICAN tourist in London decides to skip his tour group
and explore the city on his own.

He wanders around, seeing the sights, and occasionally
stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the
lads, and have a pint of Guinness.

After a while, he finds himself in a very high-class
area...big, stately residences... no pubs, no shops, no restaurants, and worst
of all... NO PUBLIC TOILETS.

He really, really has to go, after all those pints of
Guinness. He finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the
adjacent buildings and decides to use the wall to solve his problem.

As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a
London Bobbie, who says, "I say, sir, you simply cannot do that here, you
know."

"I'm very sorry, officer," replies the American, "but I
really, really HAVE TO GO, and I just can't find a public toilet."
"Ah, yes," said the Bobbie, "Just follow me".

He leads him to a back "delivery alley", then along a wall
to a gate, which he opens. "In there," points the Bobbie. "Whiz away SIR, anywhere you
want."

The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful
garden he has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains,
sculptured hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.

Since he has the cop's blessing, he unburdens himself and
is greatly relieved. As he goes back through the gate, he says to the
Bobbie "That was really decent of you... is that what you call "British
Hospitality?"

"No sir", replied the Bobbie, "that is what we call the French Embassy."

[Stag]

OMG!!!!

That is blasphemy...Enzo Ferrari is rolling in his grave...

[Dead Corpse]

Told ya...

[Stag]

Honestly, what are epople thinking...they must be stuned. I mean, painted the Superman 'S' on the hood of my car, but at least that is understandable.

[Dead Corpse]

Depends. What kind of car was it?

[Stag]

All of my cars that I have ever owned...it matches the one on the front of my crime fighter's outfit

[Dead Corpse]

Yer' related to Blankman? I always wanted to meet a celeb...

... just to see if they smell like I think they do.

;-)

[King Prout]

News Flash! JJ and HK are still dead, and still engaged in unsavoury necroerotic attempts to corrupt the morals of carrion-worms.

In other news:
I must congratulate and thank Do Not Dub Me Shapka Broham.
In his erstwhile incarnation as the Scourge of Yazid, this worthy fellow did obsess at length over a movie... a wonderful movie... a movie which I was moved to see solely due to this abovementioned obsession.

Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle.

A nearly perfect movie.
(and the menu insanities on the DVD are also choice)
We Utterly Approve.

Thanks, Scourge!

We now return to our scheduled programming.

[Dead Corpse]

Is it available at Hollywood Video yet? I've been looking for an excuse to head over that direction...

[King Prout]

hehhehheh

[Neets]

Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle.

White Castle?? As in burgers?

[King Prout]

Presumably - I rented it at my backwater local outlet last Friday.

[King Prout]

Yes, as in burgers.

"Sliders", IIRC, little delectable square mouthfuls of perfection... and lots of them.

[Neets]

Yes, "Sliders"..used to come in a bag, now they come by the box.

When road trips cause me to go Down That Way, once in a while, I always grab two boxes.

[Dead Corpse]

Gut Bombs. Steaming Death. Booze Sponges.

Pure Ambrosia. One of teh few things I miss about living in Minnesota. I gotta get 'em frozen at HEB. Not quite the same and I can't get the Onion Chips and Cherry Coke.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I think we could have a live one on this thread:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1329244/posts?page=1

[Not A Snowbird]

News Flash! JJ and HK are still dead

Oh, good! I shall now return to Troll Bouncing in the main forum.

[Neets]

They sell them frozen here too.

The nearest WC is about 30 -40 miles from here.

I should make it there more often than I do, but it's better that way.

They are much more enjoyable when you haven't had em in a while.

[Hi Heels]

*struggles....struggles....reads it again....*

*gives up in despair....*

What?

[TASMANIANRED]

They have been in a box for as long as I can remember.