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Joke of the Day

AN AMERICAN tourist in London decides to skip his tour group
and explore the city on his own.

He wanders around, seeing the sights, and occasionally
stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the
lads, and have a pint of Guinness.

After a while, he finds himself in a very high-class
area...big, stately residences... no pubs, no shops, no restaurants, and worst
of all... NO PUBLIC TOILETS.

He really, really has to go, after all those pints of
Guinness. He finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the
adjacent buildings and decides to use the wall to solve his problem.

As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a
London Bobbie, who says, "I say, sir, you simply cannot do that here, you
know."

"I'm very sorry, officer," replies the American, "but I
really, really HAVE TO GO, and I just can't find a public toilet."
"Ah, yes," said the Bobbie, "Just follow me".

He leads him to a back "delivery alley", then along a wall
to a gate, which he opens. "In there," points the Bobbie. "Whiz away SIR, anywhere you
want."

The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful
garden he has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains,
sculptured hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.

Since he has the cop's blessing, he unburdens himself and
is greatly relieved. As he goes back through the gate, he says to the
Bobbie "That was really decent of you... is that what you call "British
Hospitality?"

"No sir", replied the Bobbie, "that is what we call the French Embassy."