I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

[hk409]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

In Tanzania, a place not noted for it hygienic facilities, when you need to answer nature's call you say that you are going out to hunt ostrich eggs.

Squatting over a little hole you dug behind a bush is not ideal but compared to the horrors of the German Toilet I'll take hunting ostrich eggs any day.

[Conspiracy Guy]

LOL. Add a Stanza and Refrain if you get a hankering. King Prout, Chode, and I wrote all that. More Stanzas are welcome.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Most of us submitted names and titles for the court to procalim official.

[MikefromOhio]

hehe ok....

I am sure I will come up with something....

[Conspiracy Guy]

Most of us submitted names and titles for the court to proclaim official.

[MEG33]

Works for me..Now I need someone to translate a reply from that troll thread I pinged you to.

"je ne sais pas dans quel monde tu vis, mais certainement pas dans le miens. Voila c'est tout."

This was in answer to my "France is not an ally"

[queenkathy]

If you say so as I don't watch South Park.Too raunchy for me. At least the one I saw. OOPS gotta finish that Lasagna. Catch Ya Later...

[Conspiracy Guy]

I'm sorry. I can be a hoot sometimes without even trying. That is what I like about me. When I mean to be a hoot I post this first. I wish I could learn to be funny consistently.

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[Conspiracy Guy]

Keep the I'm so stupid post bookmarked. Here is our ping list.

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[MEG33]

Lady MEG33 of Texas, K'nigget of the First Order and keeper of
don't mess with Texas.

Should read"DON"T MESS WITH TEXAS".. ;)

[Conspiracy Guy]

Later. Heading to the house.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

It means "I do not know what world you live in but it is not the same as mine."

[MEG33]

Thank you!

[Knitting A Conundrum]

--Works for me..Now I need someone to translate a reply from that troll thread I pinged you to.

"je ne sais pas dans quel monde tu vis, mais certainement pas dans le miens. Voila c'est tout."

This was in answer to my "France is not an ally" --


It's something like, "I don't know what world you live in, but it's certainly not mine. Here, that's all"

[Knitting A Conundrum]

I will consider this well, then.

[MikefromOhio]

gotcha man....I have the ping list saves and all that :)

[tuliptree76]

*opens up door*

Here's your transporter thing back, Bob. Too bad you weren't located in my apartment. I could have used this transporter to go home. That was a long drive. At least I'm here now.

[MikefromOhio]

later man.....see ya....

[Knitting A Conundrum]

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[Knitting A Conundrum]

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