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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!



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To: Conspiracy Guy

Where did you put it?


5,141 posted on 01/10/2005 1:52:01 PM PST by NicknamedBob (The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
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To: Tax-chick

Dramamine generally works for me, but it makes me so drowsy sometimes....

another problem is that I cant seem to sleep on planes ever....


5,142 posted on 01/10/2005 1:53:51 PM PST by MikefromOhio (DO I need a new screen name? I am no longer in Iraq :) 13 to keep 6 to change so far)
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To: Tax-chick

Oh how I wish I had had that motion sickness bracelet at the back seat of the plane during a BIG thunderstorm ,every rivet rattling, the stewardess looking white faced,while circling DFW once.


5,143 posted on 01/10/2005 1:54:05 PM PST by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
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To: Tax-chick
Also works on morning sickness.

And if you wear it through your entire pregnancy, your children will never need a remote control for the TV set will they.... ;-)

5,144 posted on 01/10/2005 1:54:05 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy; King Prout

I need a name,too..sob!


5,145 posted on 01/10/2005 1:55:15 PM PST by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
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To: Dead Corpse

LOL! Fortunately I don't get morning sickness too badly, but if I have to fly when I'm pregnant, it's a lifesaver!


5,146 posted on 01/10/2005 1:57:32 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Fear not, for those who are with us are more than those who are with them." (2nd Kings 6:16-17)
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To: MEG33

I've had flights like that. When all else fails, there's the bag.


5,147 posted on 01/10/2005 1:58:19 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Fear not, for those who are with us are more than those who are with them." (2nd Kings 6:16-17)
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To: MikeinIraq

Dramamine puts me to sleep, too.


5,148 posted on 01/10/2005 1:58:58 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Fear not, for those who are with us are more than those who are with them." (2nd Kings 6:16-17)
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To: Tax-chick

yeah....

one time I screwed up and misread the bottle and took 6 of the pills in about a 2 hour span at an amusement park. Wow....wont be doing that one again!! But it didnt put me to sleep. I was numb with the munchies :)


5,149 posted on 01/10/2005 2:00:52 PM PST by MikefromOhio (DO I need a new screen name? I am no longer in Iraq :) 13 to keep 6 to change so far)
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To: King Prout

Title requests. Forgot to put your name on there.


5,150 posted on 01/10/2005 2:01:32 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: NicknamedBob

In my belly. I need more.


5,151 posted on 01/10/2005 2:02:01 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: MikeinIraq

I can't either..I get the best mystery in paper back I can find and that's how I make it. Better have two books for long flights in case a mistake is made! Reading a book also helps cut down the annoying chatter of one who must tell you every unimportant moment of his life.


5,152 posted on 01/10/2005 2:03:10 PM PST by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
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To: Tax-chick
"...if I have to fly when I'm pregnant..."

Have there actually been times in your adulthood that you were not pregnant?

5,153 posted on 01/10/2005 2:03:50 PM PST by NicknamedBob (The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
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To: MEG33; Dead Corpse

MEG33 is your name. Go to Dead Corpse's profile page for title ideas.


5,154 posted on 01/10/2005 2:04:28 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

I vote Yea!! MII will make a fine addition to the RKBA!!


5,155 posted on 01/10/2005 2:05:20 PM PST by trussell (I Never Frown, even when I am sad, because I never know who is falling in love with my Smile!!!)
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To: NicknamedBob

Wait for me!


5,156 posted on 01/10/2005 2:05:41 PM PST by GVnana (If I had a Buckhead moment would I know it?)
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To: Tax-chick
I've never been sea-sick or air-sick. Ever. I actually like it when it gets a bit bumpy on the flight.

Then again, I love roller coasters.

5,157 posted on 01/10/2005 2:06:31 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
hunt ostrich eggs in the bush again

I'll bite, what does that mean?
5,158 posted on 01/10/2005 2:06:46 PM PST by BJClinton (65,535)
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To: NicknamedBob
....and perhaps another draft of Guinness.

I could not find the picture where U2 were having a 'pint of plain' in Moe's Tavern, so this will do:


5,159 posted on 01/10/2005 2:06:56 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (Animals don't have Rights - But Man has Responsibilities to Animals.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I've had as much as two years between the birth of one child and the following pregnancy. But it would be interesting to calculate the months and see whether I've had more time pregnant or un-.


5,160 posted on 01/10/2005 2:07:57 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Fear not, for those who are with us are more than those who are with them." (2nd Kings 6:16-17)
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