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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!



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To: international american

Life is simple so I keep mine confused.


4,321 posted on 01/08/2005 8:02:30 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Good morning, CG!


4,322 posted on 01/08/2005 8:08:10 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Cool! You got the 4321 post!

Hey, you wanna be the pilot? It's just a simple two- or three-day cruise.


4,323 posted on 01/08/2005 8:09:49 AM PST by NicknamedBob (The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
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To: TASMANIANRED

I remembered later we spoke about her before. But my mind is always muddled on Fri night. Hope she's fine. I love my Labradaniel, LulaBelle.


4,324 posted on 01/08/2005 8:10:12 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Currently we are morphing. Semi home but still unsure.


4,325 posted on 01/08/2005 8:13:21 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Now that the move is half over, it was a good one. (Heh-heh!)

Hobbes was traumatized like you can't believe. She already had not eaten for three days by the time she was placed in the kennel, so she was in pretty bad shape.

And yes, I missed you all VERY much!

Ohyah...I forgot one small detail...I walked across the street on Monday to get a dish of ice cream, and was just tired enough that I didn't pick my feet up all the way. My right toe hit the lip of a curb, and I took a four-point landing into the street, right in front of a car. If the car had been going faster, I would have had to delay my trip...

Both my knees are skinned, and my right palm was a little scratched, but I am fine. The ice cream survived the ordeal, as well! (The car didn't stop for me, nor did any other, and no one offered to help me up.)

I brought you all souvenier T-Shirts from "The Thing?" outside of Wilcox... :-)

I wasn't sure of the sizes, so if they don't fit, exchange them with each other until they do!


4,326 posted on 01/08/2005 8:15:46 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Your Lullabelle is a fine looking dog. There is a quality of softness in her eyes that suggests a kind heart.


4,327 posted on 01/08/2005 8:17:49 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Black Dogs are my life.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Now I was wondering how you were going to engineer this thing...looks interesting!


4,328 posted on 01/08/2005 8:18:28 AM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Keep me posted during the transition. I will travel with the camp if I am able. If there is an unfortunate delay my fine tracking hounds will help me tag along.

Sent the path periodically but please don't use fox urine.


4,329 posted on 01/08/2005 8:21:06 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Black Dogs are my life.)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum

Hi!

I have to get off FR for a few minutes, but I will check back later on!

It's good to be here! (On FR!) :o]


4,330 posted on 01/08/2005 8:21:47 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Monkey Face
WELCOME BACK!


4,331 posted on 01/08/2005 8:27:06 AM PST by airborne (Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close to You and safely in Your arms.)
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To: Monkey Face

Howdy


4,332 posted on 01/08/2005 8:28:19 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: NicknamedBob

Pilot of what to where? 4321 is cool. I got 4077 MASH too.


4,333 posted on 01/08/2005 8:29:24 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: TASMANIANRED
She knows how to use her eyes to get what she wants. She is a very sweet dog but she can be very manipulative.
4,334 posted on 01/08/2005 8:30:44 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Use my name or NicknamedBob or King Prout to search by. I don't have my RKBA ping list here at home but aren't you on it?


4,335 posted on 01/08/2005 8:32:43 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: hk409; Genesis defender; tuliptree76; King Prout; Conspiracy Guy; sionnsar; NicknamedBob; ...
Time for football predictions (If you care to)

RAMS at SEAHAWKS

VIKINGS at PACKERS

BRONCOS at COLTS

JETS at CHARGERS

My picks -

Seahawks

Packers

Colts

Jets

4,336 posted on 01/08/2005 8:38:44 AM PST by airborne (Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close to You and safely in Your arms.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

I started describing the trip in post 4310. We're going to use one of the balloon-jet lift towers as a freight and passenger hauler.

We need to make a beer run, and somebody put the Irish Sea between us and the Guinness.

After the balloon is extruded, and the jets deployed, the tower lowers to a horizontal orientation. The balloon provides lift, and the jets permit fine motor control for turns and lateral translation.

The structure looks a little like a Roman trireme with all the little portholes along the top for viewing windows, but we won't ask our passengers to row.


4,337 posted on 01/08/2005 8:41:57 AM PST by NicknamedBob (The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
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To: airborne

Thanks!

It's nice to be wanted!

(er...)

The fireworks are a nice touch! Thanks!


4,338 posted on 01/08/2005 8:42:41 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Monkey Face
Poor Hobbes. They really hate moving.

George hid in the closet for almost a week and we only moved a few hundred yards and I carried him in my arms the whole way. ( concrete was too cold for his little paws)

I left food, water and the litter box nearby and left him to figure it out. You try to force it and they get even more freaked.

Glad you weren't injured badly. Scrapes always sting like fire though. I never got that. Pain is suppose to be our bodies warning system so why does a scrape hurt so much worse then a deep cut?

4,339 posted on 01/08/2005 8:45:05 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum europe vincendarum (V minus 6 and counting))
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To: NicknamedBob

"...but we won't ask our passengers to row."

Good thing...I hoisted so many boxes yesterday, I felt like I was a stevedore...don't look like one, though!!!

;o]


4,340 posted on 01/08/2005 8:46:00 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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