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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!



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To: Tax-chick

Ahyes..."Smart Bumps" as they are known in my family...I bet he is unstoppable, now! Woo-hoo!


25,561 posted on 05/17/2005 3:20:43 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Those without fear should never fall in love.)
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To: Monkey Face

Oh Joy, Oh Joy.

My computer is fixed.


25,562 posted on 05/17/2005 3:44:11 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Democrats haven't had a new idea since Karl Marx.)
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To: Monkey Face

My baby is a killer.

Solitare stalked and caught a bird yesterday.

She brought it to her Dad and put it down at his feet.


25,563 posted on 05/17/2005 3:47:26 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Democrats haven't had a new idea since Karl Marx.)
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To: TASMANIANRED

YES!!!!

YIPPEE!

WOO-HOO!

HOT CHA-CHA-CHA!

:o]


25,564 posted on 05/17/2005 3:50:05 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Those without fear should never fall in love.)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Ohmystars!

I bet she was super proud!


25,565 posted on 05/17/2005 3:50:47 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Those without fear should never fall in love.)
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To: King Prout

If you mean Unigraphics 5, and it's any worse than UGNX2 (which just got dropped on my desktop via SMS push), you are more right than you know.

Using UGNX is like using Mechanical Desktop on steroids.

In reverse.

Blindfolded.



By remote control.






From the engine compartment.

Yeah, it can do plenty. Remembering which of the 34,788,923 command sequences you use to make it do that particular thing you need it to do NOW... Well, the answer to THAT question has been safely sealed up in a mayonnaise jar under Funk & Wagnall's front porch and -- luck, lucky you -- The Great Karnak is in permanent retirement.

TurboCAD is nowhere NEAR that challenging.


25,566 posted on 05/17/2005 4:12:19 PM PDT by HKMk23 (Rex regum et Dominus dominantium)
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To: HKMk23

Wow, HKMk23...you are my density...


25,567 posted on 05/17/2005 4:41:00 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Those without fear should never fall in love.)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Aw, what a sweet thing to do! Agnes would eat half of it and then throw up on our feet!


25,568 posted on 05/17/2005 4:41:40 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I'm a shallow, demagoguic sectarian because it's easier than working for a living.)
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To: Tax-chick

That's because she wants to please you with her kill...she will sacrifice her intestinal system to please you...praise is LIFE! LOL!


25,569 posted on 05/17/2005 4:47:42 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Those without fear should never fall in love.)
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To: Monkey Face

She's always tried to eat what she kills, but it all disagrees with her.


25,570 posted on 05/17/2005 4:53:42 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I'm a shallow, demagoguic sectarian because it's easier than working for a living.)
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To: Tax-chick

Good dog! Bless her heart! She wants your praise, so next time, just take it from her and give her lots of pats and hugs. She is ashamed of her inability to keep it down because she thinks you want her to eat it...trust me...dogs are human...she needs to know she is loved for her efforts.


25,571 posted on 05/17/2005 4:57:49 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Those without fear should never fall in love.)
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To: Monkey Face

Agnes is a cat.


25,572 posted on 05/17/2005 5:00:19 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I'm a shallow, demagoguic sectarian because it's easier than working for a living.)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick

LOL!
Thanks!


25,573 posted on 05/17/2005 5:01:05 PM PDT by Darksheare (What do you mean I'm that old? I am not! You can't prove it! I'm telling!)
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To: Tax-chick

Does Agnes know that?

LOL!


Take it away from her and tell her what a good cat she is...she wants to please you/


25,574 posted on 05/17/2005 5:03:04 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Those without fear should never fall in love.)
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To: Monkey Face
Does Agnes know that?

No, probably not! She's 18 years old (at least) and hasn't killed anything lately, but every time we think she can't, she surprises us.

25,575 posted on 05/17/2005 5:06:15 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I'm a shallow, demagoguic sectarian because it's easier than working for a living.)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!

Just try to take it away from her before she can eat it, and praise her the whole time. It will be easier for all of you. Poor ol' cat....


25,576 posted on 05/17/2005 5:09:12 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Those without fear should never fall in love.)
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To: Tax-chick
This highly secretive information, which is available to anyone who clicks on my name below, shows the deplorable state of my publicity schemes.

Unfortunately, or fortunately, she is not likely to be able to find it in the public library, and especially not in the school library.

At least I have a small, close-knit circle of fans...

This is my Pen Name ... and this is a book that I wrote...
Brian B. Hawthorne:
Outlandish! A World of Women, and Their Servants...

A Raunchy Tale of Sexual Inversion!
He was a slave ... but he thought that he was in Paradise ...

Outlandish!
A World of Women,
...and Their Servants...

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by Brian B. Hawthorne

The top drawing and title are a clickable link to my publisher, Authorhouse. You can find price information there as well. I added the second drawing because the details do not show too clearly on most monitors.

It is also possible to find the book listed at Books a Million, and Amazon, but it is easier and less expensive to order directly from the publisher.

The title of the second novel, which I am preparing to send to the publisher in a matter of days, is "The Day of Magic Rain" which is a phrase drawn from the first book. It is a sequel to the first story, and completes the action of it. There is yet a third book written, which is related to these first two, but which has different characters in a different time-frame. At the moment, it is called "Action!"

As to "Klath who failed math" being a dumb name, that is the name by which he is known among his enemies and detractors. Those who are his slaves and subjects would never dare to speak thus to him. Think of "Spider-Hole Saddam" as a corollary insult. No one would have survived saying that to his face before he lost power.

While supplying the name was a bit of a toss-off idea, that notion of how to travel faster than light is a unique Science Fiction invention. Likely it will not work, but it's a cool idea!

By the way, the title of the novel from which the Iridium/Titanium idea is extracted will be "Cage Kittens of Hyper-Space" so you can see where I'm going with that particular craziness!

25,577 posted on 05/17/2005 5:42:06 PM PDT by NicknamedBob ("What's with Modern Music? If I want screaming and shrieking, I can go home to my family." - George)
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To: NicknamedBob; Anoreth

Thanks, Bob! Maybe I'll buy myself a copy (in a brown paper cover?) for my birthday.


25,578 posted on 05/17/2005 5:46:40 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I'm a shallow, demagoguic sectarian because it's easier than working for a living.)
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To: Tax-chick

You, (and your husband), will love it. Better keep it in the gun-safe.


25,579 posted on 05/17/2005 5:50:15 PM PDT by NicknamedBob ("What's with Modern Music? If I want screaming and shrieking, I can go home to my family." - George)
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To: Tax-chick

"Thanks, Bob! Maybe I'll buy myself a copy (in a brown paper cover?) for my birthday."

(Use VERY thick hotpads, do NOT read it without your husband, and above all, throw caution to the winds!)

;o]


25,580 posted on 05/17/2005 5:55:48 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Those without fear should never fall in love.)
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