I was reading a thread on "tax the rich" and thought of the old comedy bit byJeff Foxworthy: "You Might Be A Redneck if". I found a few* answers meant to be on a more serious note; but added some on the satirical side. You have shelter for your car* Your kid decides what he wants to eat based on which kid's meal has the best toy* You have a guest bedroom* You run or walk for exercise, not transportation* You can pay your satellite bill You own a flat screen, one or more You own a snowmobile You...