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 Governor Dean, do you believe that Christmas is indeed merry?   Too soon to tell, Tim.  

Welcome back to National Security Jeopardy. Incoming Intelligence Committee Chairman Silvestre Reyes has control of the board - Chairman Reyes?  What?

Tonight I'd like to welcome James Baker and Lee Hamilton, co-chairs of the Iraq Study Group. Good evening, gentlemen. Yo, Brit. How they hangin'?

Welcome to Starbucks, what can I get for you?   What kind of smartass crack is that?

Welcome back to Hardball, I'm Chris Matthews. Where do we draw the line between free speech and offensive speech? Joining me via satellite is Michael Richards, who played Kramer on the old Seinfeld show. Mr. Richards, welcome to the show.

Man, I am screwed.  

January, 1861President Lincoln has failed to stop seven states from seceding from the Union, and unless he's willing to compromise on certain labor and property issues, there's a good chance that even more will follow suit.

I tell you, man, I've traveled this country from coast to coast, state to state, north to south and east to west, and one thing's for sure - there's a whole lotta dim bulbs out there...

Welcome to Starbucks, can I help you?   Yes, I'll have a triple venti no-foam latte - and I don't want sprinkles.  

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I'm Chris Matthews, let's play Hardball. Tonight; startling new allegations that the Bush administration knew well ahead of the attack on Iraq that Saddam Hussein did not possess WMD's.  My first guest tonight is one of the stars of the hit TV drama Law and Order, legendary comic Richard Belzer. Richard, welcome to the show.  Thanks for having me on the show, Chris...

And now, we join The Insider, already in progress. Next, The Insider's Lara Spencer goes behind the scenes in DC for tonight's Tidy Cats Washington Scoop.   Pat, members of congress from the left coast and the right were shocked yesterday when clean-cut Wisconsin Senator Russ Feingold called for President Bush to be censored...

Easy-listening music star Yanni spent a night in jail last week after being accused of slapping his girlfriend during a dispute at his Manalapan, Fla., home.  All right, Lucille, what seems to be the problem this time?   You keep that sumbitch away from me, sheriff. He done put his hands on me for the last time.  

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Apparently, C-Span has been editing its coverage of the Senate Judiciary Committee hearings on the Alito nomination. Here's the tape they don't want you to see. At this time the Chair recognizes the senator from Delaware - Senator Biden.     I'll be with you shortly.     Senator, this committe is in session, so if you're not prepared, we'll come back to you later.     Just hold on, I think I'm almost done.     I'd like to remind my good friend that we don't have time to wait for him while he...     And I'd like to remind my good friend that the American people want...