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  • DFU SONG: Send in the Clowns (where can Streisand send a fax) 11-6-02

    11/06/2002 10:49:39 PM PST · by doug from upland · 9 replies · 269+ views
    DFU SONG PARODIES | 11-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - SEND IN THE CLOWNS It's a bloodbath…GOP laughs I can tell you I almost just had a calf Who can I fax I am just sick…I just lost Dick I had a dream that this whole thing is a trick I'll send a fax…whom can I fax I gave advice…such good advice They should have listened to me rather than thinking twice To me you should pay attention or you'll pay the price I'll send a fax…whom can I fax Oh, what the hell…I'll learn to spell I am a nitwit but then no one could tell...
  • DFU SONG: Brush up on Shakespeare (just for Babs) 10-1-02

    10/01/2002 3:12:59 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 10 replies · 232+ views
    DFU SONG PARODIES | 10-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - BRUSH UP ON SHAKESPEARE The sheeple in our society Need a test for sobriety That's because, dear Babs, you are slinging bull You are a fool, political One must know Broaddrick was whom he raped Things were fixed, that's how he escaped And go ask him if he had really cried On the video when Ron Brown died Yes, he was the worst of all He held our nuclear football He thought he's the rock star prez He did not have sex…so he says Brush up on Willy Why not start today Brush up on Willy Throw...
  • DFU SONG: The Way We Were (my answer to Babs' latest puke producing version) 9-30-02

    09/30/2002 8:27:17 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 10 replies · 296+ views
    DFU SONG PARODIES | 9-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - THE WAY WE WERE Memories of a sticky White House floor The Sinkmaster left such memories That's the way it was Affidavits he gave to the court were false His law license is a memory That's the way it was Could it be the RATS are just such nitwits So stupid that…they don't have to try When you are born dumb I guess you stay that way For a long time…long time Memories of security destroyed We can't calculate the damage That's the way it was Could it be the RATS are just such nitwits So stupid...