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DFU SONG: Brush up on Shakespeare (just for Babs) 10-1-02
DFU SONG PARODIES | 10-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 10/01/2002 3:12:59 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - BRUSH UP ON SHAKESPEARE

The sheeple in our society
Need a test for sobriety
That's because, dear Babs, you are slinging bull
You are a fool, political

One must know Broaddrick was whom he raped
Things were fixed, that's how he escaped
And go ask him if he had really cried
On the video when Ron Brown died

Yes, he was the worst of all
He held our nuclear football
He thought he's the rock star prez
He did not have sex…so he says

Brush up on Willy
Why not start today
Brush up on Willy
Throw those gold kneepads away

He took 900 big ones from Bernie
It was all just a part of his journey
It's the dreaded right wing he's defying
And so you didn't care if he's lying

He's coked out of his mind said L.D. Brown
Perdue told us he's prancing like her clown
Brush up on Willy
It will make your day

Brush up on Willy
Why not start today
Brush up on Willy
Throw those gold kneepads away

Yes, his false affidavit was easy
For his whole life he's always been sleazy
Everywhere he went his pants were dropping
And his bent little friend had been popping
He spent much of his time dodging dishes
Lightning, strike her please…those were his wishes
Brush up on Willy
It will make your day


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: babsscrewsup; hollyweird; leftistnut; nonfunnygirl; rats; shakespearescam; whonose
Babs, Babs, Babs. Airhead Babs. Phony Shakespeare quotes in front of adoring fans. Oh my.
1 posted on 10/01/2002 3:12:59 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: StarFan
Per your request. Well, would Cole Porter enjoy this? Kiss Me Kate will never be the same.
2 posted on 10/01/2002 3:13:42 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Good one Doug!
3 posted on 10/01/2002 3:14:37 PM PDT by Jean S
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WIPE THE SMILE OFF OF THIS MAN'S FACE.

VOTE THE RATS OUT!!

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4 posted on 10/01/2002 3:25:58 PM PDT by Mo1
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To: doug from upland
Well, would Cole Porter enjoy this? Kiss Me Kate will never be the same.

Indeed he would and to quote Porter -- "You're the Top"!! Surprised I didn't recall who wrote the song since I am a HUGE fan of Cole Porter.

Can you explain this line Perdue told us he's prancing like her clown.

BTW, if possible, please give me advance notice when you plan to be in NY.

5 posted on 10/01/2002 4:34:15 PM PDT by StarFan
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To: StarFan
Sally Perdue saw our great Sinkmaster use cocaine "like a pro" and then prance around in her negligee while playing the sax. I'll see if I can go find her quote. Perdue actually did a Sally Jesse Raphael show at the time Gennifer Flowers spilled the beans in 1992 but the show was never seen. How history would have changed had it run.
6 posted on 10/01/2002 4:56:14 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: StarFan
NewsMax.com

 

Saturday June 12, 8:59 AM

Sexgate Accuser Hidden on Clinton Witness Orient Express

How big is the Asian connection behind the Clinton witness-tampering operation?

Big enough to shield Charlie Trie, Pauline Kanchanalak and dozens more with damaging information who fled across the Pacific when House and Senate committees began looking into illegal payments to the 1996 Clinton campaign.

Big enough to button up key Whitewater witness Webster Hubbell with a six-figure payment that got him to "roll over one more time." And evidently, China's role in protecting Bill Clinton from damaging testimony extends even to witnesses in the Paula Jones case, revealing the tip of what could be an astounding Sexgate-Chinagate link.

Inside Cover can now confirm that onetime beauty queen Sally Perdue had been relocated to Beijing at the time she was being sought by Paula Jones investigators Rick and Beverly Lambert.

Perdue went public with her claim of a 1983 Clinton affair during the 1992 Democratic convention. She quickly became the target of the Clinton campaign's "bimbo eruptions" swat team, which spread stories to the American press that she was unstable.

But in 1994, Perdue gave the British press new details, which included a vivid description of her alleged former lover using cocaine "like a real pro" and frolicking in Perdue's negligee while serenading her with his sax. Sometime after the Arkansas governor announced his bid for the White House, Perdue says a Democratic operative offered her bribes and threatened to break her legs if she didn't stay silent. She identified the operative, who set up a meeting with her at a Missouri restaurant, as Ron Tucker.

Perdue was wary of meeting with Tucker, so she posted a witness within earshot. Because of that witnesss, Perdue would be able to substantiate the threat, which would lend credibility to some of the gamier details in the rest of her account.

Obviously, Perdue would have been one of the most explosive witnesses at a prospective Paula Jones trial. Or, even worse from the White House's standpoint, at the House impeachment hearings. Last Wednesday, the Internet's Capitol Hill Blue carried a report by an anonymous author on "Women in the Clinton Era," which mentioned without elaboration that Perdue "now lives in Beijing."

That curious tidbit begs the question: Could it be that Perdue was stashed on the Clinton Witness Orient Express just to keep her away from investigators? Is it possible that there is actually a link between Sexgate and Chinagate?

On Friday, Inside Cover checked with world-renowned private investigator Rick Lambert, who, along with his wife Beverly, was responsible for unearthing Jane Does such as Juanita Broaddrick. In late 1997, just after hearings into the Clinton campaign's China connection began in Washington, the Lamberts were hired as the lead investigators for Paula Jones.

"I can confirm that when we were looking for Sally Perdue, she was in China, to the best of my knowledge," Lambert told Inside Cover. The investigator wouldn't divulge his sources but did reveal that he had reason to believe Perdue had gone from a teaching position in the U.S. to a "well-paying" job in Beijing. Perdue lost her job as a college librarian just after she went public about her Clinton affair in 1992. Lambert described his astonishment at the news of Perdue's change of address. "This was around the same time that the Chinagate scandal was breaking in D.C., and after I got the information on where Sally was, I remember saying to Beverly, 'Well what a coincidence.' "

Another source who spoke only on condition of anonymity told Inside Cover that Perdue was hired by Coca-Cola, the international soft-drink megacorp, and then sent to Beijing. Perdue is known to have relatives in the Atlanta area, where Coke is headquartered. Coke has traditionally supported the Democratic Party over the years.

Sally Perdue's ride on a slow boat to China wouldn't be the first time a Clinton accuser succumbed to the lure of a well-paying overseas job. Liz Ward Gracen was another Arkansas beauty queen linked to Clinton -- who happened to aspire to an acting career. In 1992, she turned up on the cover of Playboy magazine, fueling rumors that Gracen had once been a member of Clinton's harem.

Behind the scenes, the 1992 Clinton team went to work on Gracen. Campaign manager Mickey Kantor and Hollywood FOB Harry Thomason set up a meeting with Gracen's manager, Miles Levy. A week later, Gracen held a press conference to deny any Clinton affair, after which a New York TV producer gave her a role in the Sidney Sheldon miniseries "The Sands of Time."

Conveniently for candidate Clinton, Gracen's new acting job would be a location shoot. The location was Croatia -- far from inquiring reporters who still had questions about her relationship with the then-governor.

Gracen would finally acknowledge a sexual encounter with Clinton in a front-page New York Daily News report that appeared the same day the Paula Jones case was dismissed.

Like Sally Perdue, Elizabeth Ward Gracen managed to elude Jones' investigators Rick and Beverly Lambert by staying out of the country throughout 1997 and early 1998.


7 posted on 10/01/2002 4:59:16 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: StarFan; whoever; buffyt; demnomo; dutchess; Looking4Truth; Paul Atreides; rockfish59
Ping list.
8 posted on 10/01/2002 5:14:46 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Thanks doug. Thought I read everything there was to read about his sexcapades but missed his frolicking in Perdue's negligee. Wonder what 'memories' Babs could also share as she yearns for what was.
9 posted on 10/01/2002 5:21:03 PM PDT by StarFan
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To: StarFan
Who nose?
10 posted on 10/01/2002 5:27:26 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
With people like Babs and Baldwin running their mouth off, the Republicans will win the election for sure. Keep talking you dopes...you are the best campaign for the Republicans!
11 posted on 10/01/2002 5:29:42 PM PDT by sonserae
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