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  • Trump Says Kimmel 'Should Be Immediately Fired' Over Joke About Melania Before White House Dinner Shooting

    04/27/2026 2:02:48 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 57 replies
    10 ^ | Apr 27, 2026 | Gage Jackson
    Days before the White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting, Kimmel said during a late-night monologue that the first lady had "a glow like an expectant widow."President Donald Trump and First Lady Melania Trump are taking aim at late-night television host Jimmy Kimmel over a joke he made about the first lady looking like an "expectant widow," days before the shooting incident at the White House Correspondents' Dinner on Saturday. In a fiery statement Monday on social media, President Trump criticized Kimmel's joke and called on Disney — which owns ABC and airs the "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" show — to fire...
  • Trump Officially Renames Strait Of Hormuz The 'Donald J. Trump Strait Of America'

    04/16/2026 12:37:23 PM PDT · by Twotone · 26 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | April 15, 2026 | Staff
    WASHINGTON, D.C. — As part of ongoing ceasefire negotiations with Iran to bring the weeks-long conflict to a close, U.S. President Donald Trump announced that the Strait of Hormuz had been officially renamed as the "Donald J. Trump Straight of America." The strait remained under military blockade as tense negotiations continued, with Trump publicly declaring that the U.S. had taken control of the waterway and christened it with a new title named after his two favorite things — himself and America. "It is now the greatest strait of all time," Trump said in a post to Truth Social. "Other straits...
  • Only in the most twisted mind could abortion be reduced to a joke

    04/09/2026 10:08:28 AM PDT · by Morgana · 18 replies
    National Right To Life ^ | April 8, 2026 | Dave Andrusko
    While preparing to write today’s stories for NRL News Today, I ran across “Please Laugh About My Abortion With Me” which ran in 2022. And while Alison Leiby wasn’t kidding, I wondered what the audience’s response was to her one-woman “comedy.” Prior to the Supreme Court’s Dobbs decision overturning Roe, Alison Leiby tells us that “When I started performing the show at a tiny theater in Queens and at bars around the city, there were a lot of bombs and uncomfortable silences. Just saying the word ‘abortion’ can quiet a room. I saw crossed arms and scowls when I would...
  • Black Half Of Tiger Woods Tased By Cops After Asian Half Crashes Car

    03/28/2026 8:55:29 AM PDT · by V_TWIN · 33 replies
    babylonbee.com ^ | March 28, 2026
    JUPITER, FL — The black half of professional golfer Tiger Woods was tased by police at the scene where the Asian half of Tiger Woods had wrecked his car. Woods' Asian half had just managed to roll his vehicle on its side while driving in a neighborhood, only to exit the car and have his black half get nailed by a taser. "Tough break there," said CBS commentator Jim Nantz, watching the video. "Tiger needs to let the black half do the driving and the Asian half talk to the police. He could really use a race caddy to help...
  • Late-night lineups for first half of 2025 feature overwhelmingly left-leaning guests, study shows

    09/25/2025 5:10:56 PM PDT · by MinorityRepublican · 12 replies
    Fox News ^ | July 1, 2025 | Rachel del Guidice
    Nearly all the guests for late-night comedy shows in the first six months of 2025 have been left-leaning, according to a new study from NewsBusters at the Media Research Center. The study, published Tuesday, found that 99 percent of political guests on late-night comedy shows from January 6 through June 30 were left-leaning. The study examined five daily late night comedy shows: ABC’s "Jimmy Kimmel Live!," NBC’s "Late Night with Seth Meyers" and "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon," CBS’s "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert," and Comedy Central’s "The Daily Show." The NewsBusters study put guests into two groups,...
  • Awkward Moment As Trump And Elon Caught On Kiss Cam

    09/22/2025 12:36:03 PM PDT · by DFG · 6 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 09/22/2025 | Babylon Bee
    GLENDALE, AZ — President Trump and Tesla CEO Elon Musk shared an awkward moment Sunday during the memorial for Charlie Kirk when they were both caught on a kiss cam. Witnesses could see Elon Musk awkwardly get Trump's attention, point at the Jumbotron, and turn to him with a shrug as if saying, "I guess we have no choice." Sources say Trump then shifted awkwardly in his seat as if waiting for the moment to pass, but Musk was ready to go for it. "I've never been on a Jumbotron before. Don't let me down," he allegedly said. "Come here,...
  • CBS is ending ‘The Late Show with Stephen Colbert’ next year

    07/17/2025 5:07:37 PM PDT · by pissant · 25 replies
    cnn ^ | 7/17/25 | Brian 'the spud' Stelter
    In a shocking move, CBS is ending “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” next year, potentially exiting the late-night television business altogether. The cancellation will take effect in May 2026, the normal end of the broadcast TV season, the network said Thursday evening.
  • VIDEO: OMG Releases "EARTH SHAKING" Video!!!

    05/08/2025 8:12:00 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 24 replies
    Rumble ^ | May 8, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOThe entire world was sitting on the edge of its seats in anticipation of the over the top hyped James O'Keefe video released on May 7. So what happened? And why are so many people over the top DISAPPOINTED?
  • Today's Toons 5/8/24

    05/08/2024 3:40:22 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/8/24 | pookie18
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  • DeSantis Kicked Out Of Republican Party For Accomplishing Too Many Things

    03/27/2024 5:18:21 PM PDT · by Drew68 · 30 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 03/27/2024
    TALLAHASSEE, FL — The political landscape was rocked to its core today, with reverberations sure to be felt for several years, as Governor Ron DeSantis was kicked out of the Republican Party for accomplishing too many things. The move was announced after careful deliberation by the Republican National Committee in coordination with top GOP leaders at all levels of government, with decision-makers citing DeSantis's ongoing tendency to get things done as evidence he does not belong with the party. "We don't know what his deal is," said one Republican insider. "Everyone can plainly see that one of the most fundamental...
  • Biden jokes Taylor Swift endorsement is ‘classified,' jabs at Trump's mental acuity on ‘Late Night

    02/27/2024 6:55:12 AM PST · by Recovering_Democrat · 14 replies
    NBC MIAMI ^ | 2/27/2024 | Brendan Brightmsn
    The eagle has landed. President Joe Biden made a surprise appearance Monday on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" alongside comedian Amy Poehler, who he joined on stage to celebrate the 10th anniversary of Meyers' show.... ...Poehler left the stage and just Biden and Meyers got to more serious subjects. Addressing criticism about his age, the 81-year-old president noted former President Donald Trump is also older, while taking a dig at his Republican rival's own mental acuity and policy ideas.
  • Why I'm optimistic that Biden is leading America in this moment

    03/01/2022 7:54:31 PM PST · by millenial4freedom · 36 replies
    03/1/2022 | Me
    After watching tonight's SOTU, I'm optimistic about America with Biden leading our country. Here is my reasoning:1) Our roads and infrastructure is outdated. Our highways are racist and sexist and need to be fixed. Plus, I don't like potholes. My beloved Biden wants to re-build them.2) Vladimir Putin seems mean and evil. He invaded Ukraine. My beloved Biden said that Putin needs to be held accountable. I know this will frighten Putin.3) Inflation is ravaging our country. My beloved Biden wants to lower the costs of everything. He said childcare is too expensive. I agree. He said insulin is too...
  • LADIES - Learn The RULES!!!!!!

    02/13/2022 10:56:17 AM PST · by PROCON · 170 replies
    Unknown | Random E-Mail | Feb. 13, 2022 | Vanity
    (This thread used to appear periodically over the years and here it is again, original thread posted in comments)OK LADIES - LEARN THE RULES!!!!!!The Rules developed by National Fairness to Men Organization. This time like the "United States Constitution" these rules are developed by Men. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.These are our rules for all women to live by! Please note ... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!Rules for Women to Live By1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up,...
  • 'Saturday Night Live' mocks Aaron Rodgers' COVID stance, introduces James Austin Johnson's Donald Trump

    11/07/2021 12:58:02 PM PST · by artichokegrower · 19 replies
    San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Nov. 6, 2021 | Danielle Turchiano
    “Saturday Night Live” returned with its second batch of all-new episodes on Nov. 6 and once again, COVID-19 was the hot topic for the cold open sketch. Specifically this time, the NBC late-night sketch comedy series parodied NFL player Aaron Rodgers’ controversial comments and anti-vaccination stance and also included new cast member James Austin Johnson’s impression of Donald Trump.
  • Stephen Colbert recommends books to read to your kids to replace racist Dr. Seuss ones

    03/04/2021 5:46:01 PM PST · by Trump20162020 · 62 replies
    YouTube ^ | March 2, 2021 | The Late Show
  • Jimmy Kimmel Says Mike Pence Doesn’t Deserve Covid Vaccine: ‘Save That Dose For Someone Else’

    12/18/2020 7:59:31 AM PST · by ChicagoConservative27 · 67 replies
    Breitbart ^ | 12/18/2020 | Ben Kew
    ABC’s left-wing late-night host Jimmy Kimmel trashed Vice President Mike Pence over his decision to receive the Pfizer vaccine for the coronavirus, arguing that Pence’s past skepticism over a second wave makes him unworthy of receiving the vaccine. “Speaking of cold, white stuff, Mike Pence is expected to get his first of two Pfizer shots tomorrow,” Jimmy Kimmel said his opening monologue on Thursday, tasing aim at Pence and his wife Karen’s decision to take the vaccine to prove it is safe. “I guess the thinking is, if it’s good enough for America’s First Karen, it should be good enough...
  • Colbert gets a Laugh

    11/28/2020 1:34:35 AM PST · by reg45 · 14 replies
    CBS TV | Self
    I stumbled across the start of Colbert’s show on Friday night. He opened with the Good Bye song from The Sound of Music with photos of President Trump and his people. The joke is on him! The reason the Von Trapps said good bye to Austria was because the NAZIs were taking over.
  • Deplorables have acquired a working Alinsky #5

    08/11/2020 8:53:27 PM PDT · by gasport · 20 replies
    It’s not going to be pretty. Funny, yes; pretty, no.
  • Impeachment Joke

    02/05/2020 2:23:24 PM PST · by DouglasKC · 19 replies
    Freerepublic ^ | Today | self
    What do the Dems call an impeached but acquitted Donald Trump? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mr. President!
  • Juanita Broaddrick: Adam Schiff and Nancy Pelosi are preparing to impeach the Kansas City Chiefs.

    02/03/2020 11:11:07 AM PST · by EdnaMode · 11 replies
    Twitter ^ | February 2, 2020 | Juanita Broaddrick
    Adam Schiff and Nancy Pelosi are preparing to impeach the Kansas City Chiefs.