WASHINGTON -- Well, well, our debonair president, George W. Bush, has let the cat out of the bag. Caution! For our friends at People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, that is just an expression. The President has not actually placed any cats in a bag. In fact, there is no bag, only this astonishing story. According to the International Herald Tribune he reads books. Yes, the thickest most illiterate president since Ronald Reagan is a reader, admittedly a closet reader. He does not boast of his erudition, as say Bill Clinton did. Remember when Clinton boasted about reading so...