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Today FBI Director Wray announced the launch of their new program named STASI. STASI stands for STate Approved Snitches and Informants. STASI is launched to identify and neutralize feral terrorist members of American families. Yes, all American families have those feral members who abide no rules and are very real potential terrorists. Who better to identify and report those family members than other family members who are closest to them. The FBI has an easily to remember hotline to report: 1-800-ISNITCH. Snitch identification will be kept confidential and cash rewards will be paid upon arrest and conviction of the terrorist....

Saturday night the White House hosted the Chinese Communist Party's 100th Year Anniversary gala celebration. Elites from the Chinese and US Communist Parties along with MSM, Hollywood, political, and business notables were in attendance. Chefs from the Chinese Embassy and the White House staff prepared historic Chinese cuisine including: Bat Wing Soup (courtesy of Wuhan Labs); Tender succulent Canine and Feline Roasts (courtesy of Barack Obama through Pets-R-Food-2 of Beijing; and Glazed Cicada Fritters (courtesy of United Nations Agenda 2030 and The Green New Deal). Several attendees sported hairdos featuring Clairol's Red Dawn hair coloring, including: Jen Psake, White House...

The Biden Administration has finalized extreme action for unvaccinated Americans due to the large number resisting vaccination. Initial door to door contacts in several states have not only resulted in no additional vaccinations but in volunteers being mocked, shamed and their intelligence and ancestry questioned. Sec. of HHS Becerra was outraged by the treatment of his volunteers. He stated that the government has the right to demand that all citizens be vaccinated and it is considered unpatriotic or even treasonous to remain unvaccinated. Since the door to door campaign and common sense vaccination pleas were not heeded by the resisters,...

Another high profile person, with national name recognition, turned down an offer of a professorship with tenure at UNC. Dinky Grizzle, the first black Bozo the Clown in Ashville, turned down the offer from UNC. Dinky said that the offer would be a step down from his practice of journalism at the Ashville News Networks. Additionally, Dinky stated that he already represents the UNC Board of Trustees and Governors and UNC as a whole in his role as UNC's mascot. Dinky said that his extended family, which included blacks, Hispanics and Asians, urged him to accept the position but he...

The 25th Amendment was invoked by VP Harris and the Biden cabinet members. Biden was deemed by the group not to be competent to solely make presidential decisions. In a stunning surprise development, the cabinet members, all former Obama administration employees, petitioned Judge Emmet Sullivan to appoint former President Obama as Conservator for Biden. The former President was uniquely qualified to provide Biden with valuable assistance and guidance in the complex duties in running the country for which he has shown a demonstrated deficiency in the past necessitating the Conservatorship. VP Harris vigorously protested the move stating that the Constitution...

The Vatican offered clarification of its granting communion today. Comrade Pope Francis stated the it is the policy not to grant communion to church members who have not received their COVID 19 "Jabs" or church members in Climate Change Denial. Church members who have not received their "Jabs" must be allowed to attend mass but must sit in the designated "Demons & Devils" quarantine area and must wear the Bio-Hazzard emblem. Those will be denied communion and must be shunned by the priests and congregation. Climate Change Deniers will also be denied communion and will be segregated in the "Demons...

The Vatican will hold an Interreligious Climate Inquisition ahead of the UN Climate Change Summit. Comrade Pope Francis has invited the leaders of the worlds religions, sects and cults to participate in the Inquisition. Just like in the old inquisition days, Climate Change deniers will face the rack, trials by fire, water torture and the dunking stool and other means to determine their innocence or guilt. Nordic Tree Worshiper Greta "The Whiner" will start the proceedings by loosing the rack on the first "Galileo" of Climate Change denial nominated by St. Al Gore. Other Climate Change rock stars, including Drs...

Maj. Gen. Case Cunningham, Base Commander of Nellis Air Force Base announced his upcoming retirement this Fall. Although just recently installed as base commander, Cunningham stated personal and professional opportunities arose that convinced him to advance his retirement plans. Cunningham recently appeared the base local drag queen competition for which he received rave reviews. Many compared his performance to Rachael Levine of Pa. and Biden Administration fame. His performance was so noteworthy that it prompted offers from Victoria Secret. Cunningham said that in the Fall he would be trading his military uniform for a Victoria Secret uniform.

CNN announced today its new program "Legal Strokes" to be hosted by Jeffrey Toobin with his hand puppet "Little Bob", CNN was immediately accused of enabling White Privilege by selecting Toobin for the show over others of varying skin pigmentation. CNN stated that they weighed the situation carefully, but noted that Toobin had 27 years of experience which made him more qualified than other contenders such as Don Lemon or Anderson Cooper. Additionally, his hand puppet adds another dimension to the program. CNN viewers, a unanimous 10 of 10, stated that the program host with Little Bob would be a...

Texas Governor Abbott has offered to assist President Biden. It has come to a public bi-partisan consensus that entire Biden Administration are dumber than fence posts. Governor Abbott has contacted Twin Mountain Fence, a proud American company of Hispanic heritage, to provide fence posts to replace the Biden Administration's personnel. This solution would be cost effective, provide improved efficiency and help the Texas economy. Governor Abbott is anxiously awaiting acceptance of the gracious offer by President Biden.

The White House announced today the formation of a new intern program. The new intern program will be the Progressive Intern Management Program (PIMP), initially run by the VP Harris. The program will recruit young girls (or those identifying as girls) aged 6 to 12. The interns, known as "Little Cuties" will perform intern functions for the President for a period of two years. Because of VP Harris' increasing border duties, Ghislaine Maxwell will be pardoned and assume the position of Madame Director of PIMP. Ghislaine was selected for her extensive experience in teaching young girls to maximize their assets...

The Biden Administration is causing a critical labor shortage across the nation in many diverse disciplines. The Administration's demand to fill all of it's cabinet and other government positions with low intellect and politically correct personnel has caused difficulty in hiring personnel for vacant positions in the MSM, universities, local governments, business, etc. A recent example of the Administration hiring Mayorkas for DHS has deprived the DC Mayor of the valued advise of its previous Village Idiot, Mayorkas. The Main Stream Media organizations have resorted to hiring RINOs instead of the regular low intellect and politically correct unemployed Democrats. Universities...

Due to disastrous lagging sales for Gov. Andrew Cuomo's book, an incentive is going to be offered to buyers of Cuomo's new book. Although the book deal is a thinly disguised laundered money bribe and payoff, a minimum number of books need to be sold to keep the appearance of legitimacy of the book deal. To date, only a limited number of sketchy buyers have opted to purchase the book. To entice the larger number of sketchy buyers the publisher has purchased 100 puppies to be raffled off to the buyers of the book. Each book buyer will receive one...

Dr, Fauci, director of the U.S. National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) of the National Institute of Health (NIH) is to be awarded the coveted Joseph Mengele Award for Human Research and Experimentation by the American Medical Association (AMA). Dr. Fauci provided funds and expertise to the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) for the development and experimentation of COVID in the Wuhan Biological Research Facility. Initial research and experimentation was done on Chinese locals and expendable Uyghurs with later expansion of the program to the entire world. Dr. Jill Biden, a MSM touted medical expert, will present the award...

Today the White House Paid Liar, Jen Pissaki, stated that she would be quitting the position of White House Paid Liar early next year. Jen stated that even as a young girl riding the short bus to school daily she pined to one day become the White House Paid Liar. Having finally attained the position she has found that the position she idolized as a child has failed to live up to her expectations. She stated that she has become very unsettled and jumpy because Slow Joe creeps around the White House and sneaks up on her to sniff her...

Dan Rather ripped Tulane University for selecting Hunter Biden to teach the course on “Media Polarization and Public Policy Impacts”, aka Fake News and Media Politics, instead of him. As the inventor of fake news, with his copyrighted "Fake but Accurate" news invention, Dan felt slighted that they would pick a virtual unknown with no experience in media news fabrication to teach that course when he was available. Although Hunter has the qualities desired in a Marxist State Media professional including; lying, stealing, doping, whoring, and other low living attributes, he lacks the acknowledged professional experience in the cutthroat media...

The White House Paid Liar, Jen Pissaki, defended former Secretary of State John Kerry-Heinz from attacks that he had sold Israel down the river while Obama's Secretary of State. The WH Paid Liar attributed the leaked tapes from Iran Foreign Minister Zarif as nothing more than the acts of a former lover scorned. Kerry-Heinz, long known as the gay blade of back door diplomacy on the international scene had the reputation as a social butterfly. Kerry-Heinz himself has discounted the validity of any accusations based upon "pillow talk". John Kerry-Heinz has stated on many occasions that he married the "Heinz...

Minneapolis will be getting a woke police force if changes in police recruiting are rammed through the city government. Due to defunding, retirements, resignations, removal of qualified immunity, aggressive DA actions and police demoralization, recruiting for new police has been very difficult. The city is now considering a radical new plan to recruit ANTIFA and BLM members into the police force. There is an immediate advantage as these people are woke and will be welcomed by the communities. Additionally, since they are woke, there will be no violent confrontations with their former looter and rioter fellows. The DA's job will...

Sly police are playing citizens around the country. Police departments around the country, primarily in large progressive metropolitan areas, are playing one up on their citizens. Police departments are only using their 3-5 year old or older police vehicles in the perpetual riot areas. Since they know the BLM and Antifa rioters will target their vehicles, they use the older ones to ensure that they will be destroyed. Some police departments have gone as far as to preposition them next to the stacks of bricks or Molotov cocktail stashes provided for the riots. Ordinarily those vehicles would not be replaced...

Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger held a news conference to explain the missing 5.6 million missing Zuckerbucks. Brad explained that the 5.6 million was not missing but just lost. Brad explained that when he received the check from Zuck, he went down to BOA and cashed it with the approval from Gov. Kemp. Brad took the garbage bag of cash back to his office and started to use it to support the Ga. election. Brad can account for approximately $500,000 expended to support the election by buying Girl Scout cookies and pizza for election employees plus thousands of books...