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Minneapolis To Get A Woke Police Force (Satire)
4/25/21 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 04/25/2021 2:45:43 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

Minneapolis will be getting a woke police force if changes in police recruiting are rammed through the city government.

Due to defunding, retirements, resignations, removal of qualified immunity, aggressive DA actions and police demoralization, recruiting for new police has been very difficult.

The city is now considering a radical new plan to recruit ANTIFA and BLM members into the police force. There is an immediate advantage as these people are woke and will be welcomed by the communities. Additionally, since they are woke, there will be no violent confrontations with their former looter and rioter fellows. The DA's job will be much easier because there will be no need for qualified immunity or kangaroo courts since no police will be charged.

City officials are expecting a huge drop in arrests for murder, robbery, rape, assaults and other violent crimes as woke police will be able to mitigate offences using Social Justice Warrior proven methods and tactics.

This is how you get a win - win situation in a great Progressive city.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 04/25/2021 2:45:43 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Captain Sunshine and the Rainbow Unicorn Police Force


2 posted on 04/25/2021 3:27:43 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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3 posted on 04/25/2021 3:39:39 PM PDT by Grampa Dave ( We are alive, in spite of being stupid and getting vaccinated twice!! On: 01/31/2021 & 2/21/2021co)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Get out of that city!


4 posted on 04/25/2021 4:13:59 PM PDT by Bayard
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To: RetiredTexasVet

not far from the truth


5 posted on 04/25/2021 4:40:13 PM PDT by joshua c (Dump the LEFT. Cable tv, Big tech, national name brands)
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To: Secret Agent Man
I expect that the satire will look like serious reporting as the police force continues to decline.

The remaining police force will be fit only for guarding the political authorities and persecuting their opponents. Crime statistics will simply be fake numbers made to calm the residents.

All of this direction is intentional.

6 posted on 04/25/2021 4:46:31 PM PDT by flamberge
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