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White House To Start New Intern Program (Satire)
6/1/21 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 06/01/2021 5:25:38 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

The White House announced today the formation of a new intern program. The new intern program will be the Progressive Intern Management Program (PIMP), initially run by the VP Harris.

The program will recruit young girls (or those identifying as girls) aged 6 to 12. The interns, known as "Little Cuties" will perform intern functions for the President for a period of two years.

Because of VP Harris' increasing border duties, Ghislaine Maxwell will be pardoned and assume the position of Madame Director of PIMP. Ghislaine was selected for her extensive experience in teaching young girls to maximize their assets to rise to positions of power and prestige.

President Biden was ecstatic when the program was announced and stated that each girl would receive an official White House PIMP hair barrette as a keepsake for their service. Additional perks include free ice cream in the President's office after hours, free hair scents, and presidential hugs and squeezes.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 06/01/2021 5:25:38 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Good job! You my have a future with the Bee.


2 posted on 06/01/2021 5:30:25 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Does Joe Biden need his leg hair tickled?


3 posted on 06/01/2021 5:38:35 PM PDT by Jonty30 (Just because I coughed on you does not mean that I have covid. It means that we have covid. )
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To: RetiredTexasVet

ROF! Now that right there..


4 posted on 06/01/2021 5:39:27 PM PDT by crz
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Brilliant!


5 posted on 06/01/2021 5:39:56 PM PDT by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit..)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Hits all the depraved Biden perviness.


6 posted on 06/01/2021 6:10:29 PM PDT by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use. )
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drJill will be on hand to help Joe relive his pervy life moments while married to her.


7 posted on 06/01/2021 6:12:11 PM PDT by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use. )
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To: RetiredTexasVet

They better be older than twelve.

wy69


8 posted on 06/01/2021 6:26:30 PM PDT by whitney69
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To: RetiredTexasVet

BLM - Biden Likes Minors


9 posted on 06/01/2021 6:34:47 PM PDT by TigersEye (Will the Younger Dryas Impact you? )
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Just damn.


10 posted on 06/01/2021 8:20:39 PM PDT by kiryandil (China Joe and Paycheck Hunter - the Chink in America's defenses)
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To: TigersEye
face with tears of joy face with tears of joy face with tears of joy
11 posted on 06/01/2021 8:21:13 PM PDT by kiryandil (China Joe and Paycheck Hunter - the Chink in America's defenses)
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To: TigersEye; RetiredTexasVet

12 posted on 06/01/2021 8:23:00 PM PDT by kiryandil (China Joe and Paycheck Hunter - the Chink in America's defenses)
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To: kiryandil

Aiyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


13 posted on 06/01/2021 9:09:29 PM PDT by TigersEye (Will the Younger Dryas Impact you? )
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