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Vatican Clarifies Communion Policy (Satire)
6/28/21 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 06/28/2021 3:36:43 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

The Vatican offered clarification of its granting communion today. Comrade Pope Francis stated the it is the policy not to grant communion to church members who have not received their COVID 19 "Jabs" or church members in Climate Change Denial.

Church members who have not received their "Jabs" must be allowed to attend mass but must sit in the designated "Demons & Devils" quarantine area and must wear the Bio-Hazzard emblem. Those will be denied communion and must be shunned by the priests and congregation.

Climate Change Deniers will also be denied communion and will be segregated in the "Demons & Devils" quarantine area with the COVID rebels. Until the Climate Change Deniers publicly recant their Climate apostasy they shall be shamed and shunned by the priests and congregation.

Politicians and the public in general, shall not be denied communion for merely expressing their pro-choice opinions as they are not really aborting anything.

Comrade Pope hopes these clarifications will be well received and implimented in good faith.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Religion
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 06/28/2021 3:36:43 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Yep, that’s a good one.


2 posted on 06/28/2021 3:55:18 PM PDT by A strike (Barr to Gitmo, Roberts to Florence supermax, HerrDoktor FauxiGates to TerreHaute)
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