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White House Paid Liar To Quit (Satire)
5/8/21 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 05/08/2021 12:50:11 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

Today the White House Paid Liar, Jen Pissaki, stated that she would be quitting the position of White House Paid Liar early next year.

Jen stated that even as a young girl riding the short bus to school daily she pined to one day become the White House Paid Liar. Having finally attained the position she has found that the position she idolized as a child has failed to live up to her expectations.

She stated that she has become very unsettled and jumpy because Slow Joe creeps around the White House and sneaks up on her to sniff her hair and grab her boobs. But even worse is that damn dog humping her leg continually.

Jen has searched for and found a position more in line with her career goals and Progressive morality. Jen will become the Paid Liar for Planned Parenthood in the the Spring of 2022.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 05/08/2021 12:50:11 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Which paid liar? Psaki, or Biden?


2 posted on 05/08/2021 1:12:57 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (I voted for prosperity, and I got poverty.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

PAID PROFESSIONAL LIAR


3 posted on 05/08/2021 1:19:58 PM PDT by utax
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Peppermint Patty should set the record for lying long before she retires. Maybe, she will circle back.


4 posted on 05/08/2021 1:30:46 PM PDT by depressed in 06
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Show some empathy... her step-dad slapped her around like a...uh....


5 posted on 05/08/2021 1:52:06 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: RetiredTexasVet

The Joe Isuzu guy is available


6 posted on 05/08/2021 2:12:04 PM PDT by kaktuskid
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To: RetiredTexasVet

WHO CARES???????????????


7 posted on 05/08/2021 2:24:37 PM PDT by chopperk
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To: RetiredTexasVet

The job is too hard. Even working for #LyinBiden she has trouble keeping up with which lie she’s supposed to tell. It’s beyond Little Red Lying Hood’s intellectual capacities.


8 posted on 05/08/2021 2:55:02 PM PDT by TBP (Progressives lack compassion and tolerance. Their self-aggrandizement is all that matters. )
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To: EvilCapitalist

There could be THOUSANDS of new openings!


9 posted on 05/08/2021 3:33:08 PM PDT by Oscar in Batangas (An Honors Graduate from the Don Rickles School of Personal Verbal Intercourse)
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To: kaktuskid

Is Baghdad Bob still around?


10 posted on 05/10/2021 5:26:15 AM PDT by SMARTY ( "Force always attracts men of low morality. " Albert Einstein)
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