Posted on 05/08/2021 12:50:11 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
Today the White House Paid Liar, Jen Pissaki, stated that she would be quitting the position of White House Paid Liar early next year.
Jen stated that even as a young girl riding the short bus to school daily she pined to one day become the White House Paid Liar. Having finally attained the position she has found that the position she idolized as a child has failed to live up to her expectations.
She stated that she has become very unsettled and jumpy because Slow Joe creeps around the White House and sneaks up on her to sniff her hair and grab her boobs. But even worse is that damn dog humping her leg continually.
Jen has searched for and found a position more in line with her career goals and Progressive morality. Jen will become the Paid Liar for Planned Parenthood in the the Spring of 2022.
Which paid liar? Psaki, or Biden?
PAID PROFESSIONAL LIAR
Peppermint Patty should set the record for lying long before she retires. Maybe, she will circle back.
Show some empathy... her step-dad slapped her around like a...uh....
The Joe Isuzu guy is available
WHO CARES???????????????
The job is too hard. Even working for #LyinBiden she has trouble keeping up with which lie she’s supposed to tell. It’s beyond Little Red Lying Hood’s intellectual capacities.
There could be THOUSANDS of new openings!
Is Baghdad Bob still around?
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