Posted on 07/11/2021 2:54:37 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
Saturday night the White House hosted the Chinese Communist Party's 100th Year Anniversary gala celebration. Elites from the Chinese and US Communist Parties along with MSM, Hollywood, political, and business notables were in attendance.
Chefs from the Chinese Embassy and the White House staff prepared historic Chinese cuisine including: Bat Wing Soup (courtesy of Wuhan Labs); Tender succulent Canine and Feline Roasts (courtesy of Barack Obama through Pets-R-Food-2 of Beijing; and Glazed Cicada Fritters (courtesy of United Nations Agenda 2030 and The Green New Deal).
Several attendees sported hairdos featuring Clairol's Red Dawn hair coloring, including: Jen Psake, White House Paid Liar; Anderson Cooper, CNN news reader; Whoopi Goldberg, View Hostette; and Alec Baldwin, former actor and communist activiist.
Entertainment was provided by Bruce Springsteen, a former singer/song writer turned NJ communist activist, who previewed his latest comeback album: "Getting Old Weary and Drunk Again". Cher and Barbara Streisand teamed up as a duet to sing Golden Oldies awakening and bringing tears to the eyes of the geriatric segment of the crowd.
Several organizations made announcement of products honoring the 100th Anniversary including: Nike, "The Long March" athletic shoe; Comrade Nancy Pelosi, renaming the Infrastructure Bill in the House as "The American Great Leap Forward Infrastructure Bill"; and One half of the Weinstein Brothers Film Studio, launching the film epic "Mao's Cultural Revolution - A Tender Labor of Love".
Somber moments prevailed as pledges of loyalty to the party, dedications to former party heroes, and public confessions and shaming were performed.
At the close of the gala event, attendees were all given copies of Governor Cuomo's book, "Stepping Over The Bodies On The Road To Profit From The Pandemic".
This satire I have no doubt is not far off from the truth
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