Posted on 06/10/2021 5:54:59 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
CNN announced today its new program "Legal Strokes" to be hosted by Jeffrey Toobin with his hand puppet "Little Bob",
CNN was immediately accused of enabling White Privilege by selecting Toobin for the show over others of varying skin pigmentation. CNN stated that they weighed the situation carefully, but noted that Toobin had 27 years of experience which made him more qualified than other contenders such as Don Lemon or Anderson Cooper.
Additionally, his hand puppet adds another dimension to the program. CNN viewers, a unanimous 10 of 10, stated that the program host with Little Bob would be a must watch for them. Several airports, hospital waiting rooms, and other captive audience venues said they are removing CNN from their TVs. Planned Parenthood, Court TV, DOJ, and many law schools are planning to add Legal Strokes to their viewing agenda.
Planned guests include Speaker Pelosi, Rep. Omar, VP Harris, Gov. Whitmer, and other government and legal notables. Several have expressed their desire to meet Little Bob.
Ewww.
(My husband calls him ‘Jeffrey Toobout’.)
This can’t be real.
Hand puppet?
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