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The Biden Administration is causing a critical labor shortage across the nation in many diverse disciplines. The Administration's demand to fill all of it's cabinet and other government positions with low intellect and politically correct personnel has caused difficulty in hiring personnel for vacant positions in the MSM, universities, local governments, business, etc. A recent example of the Administration hiring Mayorkas for DHS has deprived the DC Mayor of the valued advise of its previous Village Idiot, Mayorkas. The Main Stream Media organizations have resorted to hiring RINOs instead of the regular low intellect and politically correct unemployed Democrats. Universities...

Due to disastrous lagging sales for Gov. Andrew Cuomo's book, an incentive is going to be offered to buyers of Cuomo's new book. Although the book deal is a thinly disguised laundered money bribe and payoff, a minimum number of books need to be sold to keep the appearance of legitimacy of the book deal. To date, only a limited number of sketchy buyers have opted to purchase the book. To entice the larger number of sketchy buyers the publisher has purchased 100 puppies to be raffled off to the buyers of the book. Each book buyer will receive one...

Dr, Fauci, director of the U.S. National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) of the National Institute of Health (NIH) is to be awarded the coveted Joseph Mengele Award for Human Research and Experimentation by the American Medical Association (AMA). Dr. Fauci provided funds and expertise to the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) for the development and experimentation of COVID in the Wuhan Biological Research Facility. Initial research and experimentation was done on Chinese locals and expendable Uyghurs with later expansion of the program to the entire world. Dr. Jill Biden, a MSM touted medical expert, will present the award...

Today the White House Paid Liar, Jen Pissaki, stated that she would be quitting the position of White House Paid Liar early next year. Jen stated that even as a young girl riding the short bus to school daily she pined to one day become the White House Paid Liar. Having finally attained the position she has found that the position she idolized as a child has failed to live up to her expectations. She stated that she has become very unsettled and jumpy because Slow Joe creeps around the White House and sneaks up on her to sniff her...

Dan Rather ripped Tulane University for selecting Hunter Biden to teach the course on “Media Polarization and Public Policy Impacts”, aka Fake News and Media Politics, instead of him. As the inventor of fake news, with his copyrighted "Fake but Accurate" news invention, Dan felt slighted that they would pick a virtual unknown with no experience in media news fabrication to teach that course when he was available. Although Hunter has the qualities desired in a Marxist State Media professional including; lying, stealing, doping, whoring, and other low living attributes, he lacks the acknowledged professional experience in the cutthroat media...

The White House Paid Liar, Jen Pissaki, defended former Secretary of State John Kerry-Heinz from attacks that he had sold Israel down the river while Obama's Secretary of State. The WH Paid Liar attributed the leaked tapes from Iran Foreign Minister Zarif as nothing more than the acts of a former lover scorned. Kerry-Heinz, long known as the gay blade of back door diplomacy on the international scene had the reputation as a social butterfly. Kerry-Heinz himself has discounted the validity of any accusations based upon "pillow talk". John Kerry-Heinz has stated on many occasions that he married the "Heinz...

Minneapolis will be getting a woke police force if changes in police recruiting are rammed through the city government. Due to defunding, retirements, resignations, removal of qualified immunity, aggressive DA actions and police demoralization, recruiting for new police has been very difficult. The city is now considering a radical new plan to recruit ANTIFA and BLM members into the police force. There is an immediate advantage as these people are woke and will be welcomed by the communities. Additionally, since they are woke, there will be no violent confrontations with their former looter and rioter fellows. The DA's job will...

Sly police are playing citizens around the country. Police departments around the country, primarily in large progressive metropolitan areas, are playing one up on their citizens. Police departments are only using their 3-5 year old or older police vehicles in the perpetual riot areas. Since they know the BLM and Antifa rioters will target their vehicles, they use the older ones to ensure that they will be destroyed. Some police departments have gone as far as to preposition them next to the stacks of bricks or Molotov cocktail stashes provided for the riots. Ordinarily those vehicles would not be replaced...

Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger held a news conference to explain the missing 5.6 million missing Zuckerbucks. Brad explained that the 5.6 million was not missing but just lost. Brad explained that when he received the check from Zuck, he went down to BOA and cashed it with the approval from Gov. Kemp. Brad took the garbage bag of cash back to his office and started to use it to support the Ga. election. Brad can account for approximately $500,000 expended to support the election by buying Girl Scout cookies and pizza for election employees plus thousands of books...

Get your share of Biden Billions for Illegal Immigrant Services Program. Yes, you can get hundreds of thousands or even millions by participating in Biden Billions. The program offers three schemes for obtaining lucrative financial rewards. First is the Biden Billions Foster Program. If you are an individual or organization that fosters children, then return those low paying state sponsored fosters and run, not walk, down to Biden Billions Foster Program and get fosters that pay double or triple the amount that the state pays. Remember there is no background checks, pesky home visits, and minimal paperwork. Use Promo Code:...

All inventory from the Houston Teen Girls Immigrant Holding Facility must go. Due to a recent death at the facility of one of the "volunteers", all of the 13-17 year old girls must be moved out. Some will be released to relatives but the bulk will be available for free on a first come basis. Use the Promo Code: "Sponsor" and you can obtain up to 15 teen girls with no questions asked or background check. Yes, girls that you could pay up to $10,000 each to a high end human trafficker, you can now obtain for free. You must...

Nike announced today that it is implementing a program to remain Woke but not to go Broke. Nike gave $200 million dollars to BLM to remain woke but its stores have none the less been savagely looted by BLM rioters in recent weeks. Nike will be stocking their stores only with used, imperfect, and second hand shoes. Gently used shoes returned by teams will be de-scented and de-greased and put on the shelves. Imperfect shoes, such as Err Jordans or Lazy Lebrons, will be corrected and stocked. Seconds, such as pairs with unmatched sizes or single shoe pairs(?) or shoe...

Reports of bonus products from Amazon have surfaced recently. Customers have reported receiving bottled orange juice in water bottles. Consumers were confused as they insisted that they had not ordered the orange juice product. Several consumers who used the product as a mixer reported that the mixed drink was undrinkable unless consumed after a pint of vodka. Amazon stated that the orange juice product was produced in their facilities and consumers that had received the product would not be charged. The product is still in the testing phase and Amazon desires feedback on the product before they initiate a worldwide...

Former President Trump today requested a Proof of Life from the DOJ for Special Prosecutor Durham as soon as possible. SP Durham has not been seen or heard from since his resignation as a US Attorney. Former President Trump requested the Proof of Life because of the DOJ known association with multiple RICO organizations including the FBI, DNC, CIA, Clinton Crime Family, Facebook, Twitter and the Sinaloa Drug Cartel all of whom have had opponents disappeared, Arki-sided, and murdered. Former President Trump stated he expects the Proof of Life to be the physical appearce of SP Durham and not just...

DHS Secretary Mayorkas announced today that he was taking drastic action to reduce the unaccompanied minor backlog at the Southern border processing sites. Mayorkas ordered the auction of the excess minors to be initiated on Monday 29 March 2021. All minors in excess of the mandated limits per processing facility will be placed up for auction. Foil wrapped Pedros and Marias will be auctioned to the highest bidders of the invited sex traffickers, slave labor companies, and body part recovery companies from the West coast, New England and Hollywood. Funds generated will be donated to the DOJ Lawyers Benefit Association.

Seriously, funny, but more truthful in humor than any media outlet today. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=085Hsjd8G2o&feature=youtu.be

Secretary of Defense Austin announced today a surge of 15,000 troops from the Army, Marines, Navy and Air Force to combat the ignominious defeat of the Pentagon by Tucker Carlson. Tucker Carlson caused the humiliating defeat of a battalion of paid liars from the Pentagon. The battalion turned tail and broke ranks when faced with a withering attack of truth. Austin is augmenting the surge force with lawyers, former White House paid liars, DNC propagandists, pregnant flight attendants, Hunter Biden, and a mix of misfits and fools from Congressional staff. This force is ready for a successful attack on Tucker...

Former President Obama, through "acting" President Biden (Bolshevik Sock Puppet) has directed the Federal Emergence Management Agency (FEMA) to the Southern Border to assist in the non-crisis of the overwhelming flood of migrants (formerly illegal immigrants) at the border. Of special importance are FEMA personnel who have experience with children including doctors, nurses, social workers, pedophiles, film directors, and human traffickers. Before assignment to the border, FEMA personnel will have to complete the 6 week Social Justice course, swear allegiance to the Administration, have their social media accounts screened for radical White Supremacy or Conservative views, and prove that they...

Another accuser has come forward to accuse Gov. Andrew (Fast Hands) Cuomo of sexual assault. Dr. "Rachael" Levine has accused Gov. Cuomo of groping her at the conference for COVID solutions. They had just solved the problem of where to send inconvenient old expendable COVID patients. The governors of Pa, Mi, Or, Wa, Ca, and NY agreed that they should be sent to nursing homes where old inconvenient expendable people were normally sent. Rachael said the assault took place at the hotel bar where they were celebrating with shots and beer chasers. Rachael claimed that "Fast Hands" Cuomo groped her...

We have just the perfect solution for American kids' deep ignorance about their nation's founding principles, system of government, and history. It's making them into political activists!It’s deja vu all over again. A coalition of government- and billionaire-funded nonprofits has a “bipartisan” plan for national curriculum goals, this time concerning U.S. history and government. Today this “state-led” coalition is releasing a major report they hope will get the attention of the Biden administration and state governors to “collaboratively” enact their vision nationwide. Remember, these sorts of national plans are supported by people on the right and left, so there can...