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Another Cuomo Accuser Comes Forward (Satire)
3/5/21 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 03/05/2021 2:15:54 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet

Another accuser has come forward to accuse Gov. Andrew (Fast Hands) Cuomo of sexual assault.

Dr. "Rachael" Levine has accused Gov. Cuomo of groping her at the conference for COVID solutions. They had just solved the problem of where to send inconvenient old expendable COVID patients. The governors of Pa, Mi, Or, Wa, Ca, and NY agreed that they should be sent to nursing homes where old inconvenient expendable people were normally sent.

Rachael said the assault took place at the hotel bar where they were celebrating with shots and beer chasers. Rachael claimed that "Fast Hands" Cuomo groped her while they were slow dancing to the title song of the Titanic (with masks).


TOPICS: Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 03/05/2021 2:15:54 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

this is FU FUnny.


2 posted on 03/05/2021 2:22:19 PM PST by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world or something)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

This is not too far out of the realm of possibility.


3 posted on 03/05/2021 2:22:21 PM PST by Col Frank Slade
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To: Col Frank Slade

Cuomo had one too many chasers that evening perhaps?


4 posted on 03/05/2021 2:28:03 PM PST by alstewartfan (One day he just washed up on the shores of his regrets. May his soul rest in peace. Al S.)
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To: alstewartfan

There aren’t enough chasers in the world....


5 posted on 03/05/2021 2:32:07 PM PST by Hardastarboard (Don't wish your enemy ill; plan it.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet
"Another Cuomo Accuser Comes Forward..."


6 posted on 03/05/2021 3:51:06 PM PST by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Good job!


7 posted on 03/05/2021 4:06:34 PM PST by RoosterRedux
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