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Baltimore Mayor Brandon M. Scott has decided to follow the advice of his black outreach activist Tyree Moorehead's advise and hire murderers to not murder. When asked about the program, US AG nominee Merrick Garland thought it was a great idea and that he might implement it at the national level once ensconced as US AG, The murders would be placed on the city's payroll and paid not to murder. The Service Employees International Union (SEIU) is planning to organizing the new government employees. SEIU has stated that they will enforce all union rules and requirements upon the city as...

Gov. Andrew Cuomo was awarded the Nobel Prize for Economics today. Cuomo was cited for his innovative way of stimulating the NY economy with his COVID nursing home plan. Under his plan Federal, private and NY pension plans had large reductions in outlays due to a diminished volume of pensioners. Additionally, the NY economy experienced significant wealth transfers from boomers to millennials which spurred the state and local economies and market speculation on the NY Stock Exchange. Gov. Cuomo was humbled by the prize but stated the he really deserved it in spite of the uncalled for derision by hateful...

President Biden announced today the pardon of Gov. Andrew Cuomo (aka Governor Death) for the thousands of deaths in New York nursing homes. Biden announced the pardon to keep Gov. Cuomo from being indicted by the State of NY on manslaughter charges. The pardon precluded state charges under the principle of double jeopardy. Since the pardon wipes the slate clean, Gov. Cuomo is expected to continue to serve as Governor for the foreseeable future. On the down side, the Governor has be requested to return his Emmy.

Hunter Biden has written a book called "Beautiful Things" about his recovery from drug addiction. Not really. The book is actually a mechanism to launder his millions stuck in off shore bank accounts. Nobody is going to buy a book about a perverted crack head and his string of crack whores. Oh sure, a lot of progressive librarians and professors will buy the book out of allegiance to Biden and the Bolshevik left. Millions will be transferred from the overseas bank accounts to the publisher who will publish a couple thousand books at a premium, with a large publishing surcharge,...

Today the Biden Administration announced a new COVID vaccine rollout plan. President Biden announced that Hunter Biden would be the Drug and Vaccine Czar overseeing the vaccine rollout citing his vast experience in drug distribution. Hunter announced that he was shunning CVS, Walgreens, Amazon, Walmart, and other major distributors to accelerate the vaccine rollout. Instead, Hunter has contracted with the major drug cartels to distribute the vaccines citing their vast existing distributor experience and capabilities. Since the cartels have existing agreements with local, state and national political representatives, existing structure and management capabilities would not have to be re-invented. Kickbacks...

SPOOF - SARCASM Hunter Biden is the BAGMAN - Cash is desired... Consult James Biden (Joe's brother) for the rules... In the CORRUPT Biden Administration, competence is not necessary nor desired... Just Political Correctness...

Dear comrades and friends, citizens of Bucharest, capital of socialist Romania. First let me send my sincere revolutionary wishes to those of you participating in this great demonstration and to all the inhabitants of the city. I wish you success in all your fields of activity. I also wish to thank the initiators and organizers of this great demonstration in Bucharest. Who is shooting? Someone is shooting. They are entering the building. An earthquake? What? Keep calm! Keep calm! Keep calm! Stop that! At the very last his lunatic wife yells: Securitate- stop them. Stop that now! arrest! Dear comrades,...

Director Chrissy Wray has put all of the FBI agents on overtime before the inauguration of Slow Joe Biden. FBI agents will be venturing into bars, strip clubs, BLM, ANTIFA and drug dens to recruit rioters for the inauguration at the nations capitol and state capitols. The FBI will provide the going FBI CI rates, MaGA hats, food and lodging, transportation, bail money and "Friend of Judge Sullivan" cards to recruits. Potential recruits should be prepared to be able to assemble and use gasoline based flammables, beat old people with sticks, break windows, and use vile language when referring to...

Slow Joe and Willys' Hoe are planning their post inauguration festivities in true communist tradition. Slow Joe, Willys' Hoe and the communist politburo will be rounding up the entire Trump family and dress them up as the Tsar Nicholas family. The children will be bayoneted and then shot in front of their families. The adults will be shot will be shot and publicly displayed by the Marxist State Media. Marxist State Media giants will have first choice at souvenirs. This will be done because of their many crimes and to ensure that all vestiges of the family are erased from...

Southern CA. Medics are required to deny care to emergencies where the patient is not expected to recover. Due to Southern California hospital bed shortage, the California Director of Health has ordered medics to triage emergency patients. The Director has issued regulations specifying the criteria for denying care. First, if the potential patient has been dead for more than 1 hour. Second, if the potential patient has been in a car accident and is really icky. Third, if the potential patient is a registered Republican (note that voter rolls must be checked prior to providing care) and it is a...

A vastly improved COVID vaccine is in the pipeline. Because 75% of COVID deaths are caused by "COVID related causes", the CDC and FDA have launched the development of an advanced vaccine to directly address the 75% of COVID case deaths that are not caused directly by COVID, Companies owned by Climate Expert Bill Gates, CDC Doctor Redfield and NIAI Doctor Fauci have been awarded a multi-billion dollar award for the advanced COVID vaccine. The developed vaccine will be projected to cost 5 to 10 times the current vaccine per dose. Health insurance firmly back the creation of the vaccine...

When China's legislators gather Monday, they are expected to set the stage for President Xi Jinping to rule indefinitely, as they vote on a constitutional amendment to end presidential term limits.  

The first televised victims of Covid were collapsing in the streets everywhere in Wuhan. For the rest of the world, the vast majority learned they had Covid via a test or having flu-like symptoms. Covid is now essentially non-existent in Wuhan, its birth place, while it grows more infectious in virtually all other parts of the world. The Covid survival rate is 99.98% but wearing a mask and closing down the economy is necessary. Mask wearing and shutdowns has essentially eliminated the flu. Wearing a mask in a restaurant from the door to where you are seated will reduce the...

Another Large NYC Group is ignoring the COVID19 lockdown and mask orders by Comrade Mayor DeBlasio and Granny Killer Gov. Cuomo. Millions of NYC resident rats (rodents, not Progressives) are not staying at home, ignoring curfews and mask orders. Sheriffs and other local authorities have stated that they will not apprehend these offenders as it would be too difficult to differentiate between them and politicians or Progressives. On a lighter note, demonstrating that the rats did possess some sense of civic responsibility, it has been shown that at least 75% of the rats possessed an "I Voted" sticker.

Donald Trump Jr: “I’m shocked. Nevada is known for being totally straight laced in elections.”

I want Biden to win... The reason is I have invested a bundle in oil and want to make a profit. I prefer, as millions of politicians, celebrities and rich businessmen (except Donald Trump) do, a lot of money in my pocket today over well being of the whole society.

Today Comrade Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr, (aka Bill De Blasio) ordered all Jews in New York City to wear Gold Stars on their face masks. The Comrade Mayor ordered the Gold Stars to enable NYC officials to identify and track Jews who are spreading the COVID19 disease. Reliable anonymous sources have identified NYC Jews as super-spreaders of the disease due to their unusual and unique customs and traditions. Comrade Mayor has made it known that if disease continues to increase in the NYC Jewish communities, and continues to threaten the City, they will be quarantined in special camps with special...

From his basement headquarters, Slow Joe Biden announced that he will be making his VP selection public shortly. When confronted by sympathetic grovelling CNN Marxist State Media news readers that Slow Joe had already named Kamala Harris, Slow Joe responded with "malarkey". Jill Biden intervened and had Slow Joe take his medication and sniff her hair. Slow Joe then announced that he was just kidding and that he knew that Kamala had agreed to be his VP, although he couldn't remember when Senators had started naming VPs. Slow Joe said he couldn't wait to get on the campaign trail with...

Dr. Fauci (pronounced Fake-ee) proposed an additional level of protection against the COVID19 deadly virus. Dr. Fauci proposed that everyone should be required to wear a tinfoil cap with a battery operated propeller on top. The propeller would blow away any of the deadly COVID19 viruses from the wearer. The "Fauci Beanie Cap" would augment the required face mask and face shield or goggles. Additional protection could be obtained by purchasing the optional "Virus Killer Wave Generator" from the Dr. Fouci/Gilead COVID19 Store. The killer wave generator would would capture radio waves using the tinfoil cap and convert them into...

Major League Baseball fans will be required to wear masks when attending baseball games during the abbreviated/bastardized season. Following advice received from Slow Joe Biden and Dr. Fauci, the Major League Baseball Commissioner has ruled that the cardboard cutouts sold to baseball fans for attendance at MLB games are considered fans and are required to wear COVID19 masks. These official approved masks are available from the Commissioner's office for $100 each and will be placed on the purchasers cardboard cutout after the credit card transaction is completed. Cutouts without official approved COVID19 masks will be removed before the game and...