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FBI Puts Agents On Overtime Before Inauguration (Satire)
1/15/21 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 01/15/2021 4:01:26 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet

Director Chrissy Wray has put all of the FBI agents on overtime before the inauguration of Slow Joe Biden.

FBI agents will be venturing into bars, strip clubs, BLM, ANTIFA and drug dens to recruit rioters for the inauguration at the nations capitol and state capitols. The FBI will provide the going FBI CI rates, MaGA hats, food and lodging, transportation, bail money and "Friend of Judge Sullivan" cards to recruits.

Potential recruits should be prepared to be able to assemble and use gasoline based flammables, beat old people with sticks, break windows, and use vile language when referring to describing someone's mother. Cards will be furnished with catchy Bolshevik phrases to be spouted at passerbys and police.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 01/15/2021 4:01:26 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

In other words, don’t go to the capitols trying to raise Cain. Especially don’t go armed, because it’s a trap against our Second Amendment rights. Catch the lefties at it instead.


2 posted on 01/15/2021 4:13:42 PM PST by familyop
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To: RetiredTexasVet
US takes back its assertion that Capitol rioters wanted to 'capture and assassinate' officials

CNN Digital Expansion 2018 Katelyn Polantz

By Katelyn Polantz, CNN

Updated 5:46 PM ET, Fri January 15, 2021

(CNN)Justice Department prosecutors have formally walked back their assertion in a court filing that said Capitol rioters sought to "capture and assassinate elected officials."

A federal prosecutor in Arizona asked a magistrate judge in a hearing on Friday to strike the line in a recent court filing about defendant Jacob Anthony Chansley, a man who is alleged to have led some in the crowd in the first wave into the Capitol with a bullhorn while carrying a spear and wearing a fur headdress.

The entire line the prosecutors want to omit from their court filing is: "Strong evidence, including Chansley's own words and actions at the Capitol, supports that the intent of the Capitol rioters was to capture and assassinate elected officials in the United States Government."

The stunning move comes a few hours after Michael Sherwin, the acting US attorney in Washington, DC, said at a press conference there was "no direct evidence of kill and capture teams" at this time in the siege of the Capitol building.

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https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/15/politics/capitol-capture-assassinate-elected-officials/index.html?utm_content=2021-01-15T15%3A20%3A10&utm_source=twcnnbrk&

3 posted on 01/15/2021 4:17:44 PM PST by Grampa Dave (Law & order took the last train out of DC and America on election/coup/night, Tues., Nov. 03, 2020!)
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To: Grampa Dave

What a bunch of dirtbags. There should be some way of suing them for slander, but they get away with it all the time.


4 posted on 01/15/2021 4:30:33 PM PST by Fido969 (,i.)
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