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Communists Plan Their Post Inauguration Festivities (Satire)
1/6/21 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 01/06/2021 4:01:20 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet

Slow Joe and Willys' Hoe are planning their post inauguration festivities in true communist tradition.

Slow Joe, Willys' Hoe and the communist politburo will be rounding up the entire Trump family and dress them up as the Tsar Nicholas family. The children will be bayoneted and then shot in front of their families. The adults will be shot will be shot and publicly displayed by the Marxist State Media. Marxist State Media giants will have first choice at souvenirs. This will be done because of their many crimes and to ensure that all vestiges of the family are erased from history.

All white GOP Representatives, Senators, Cabinet members and other high officials and their families will be sent to Gulags in California and New York to perform solar panel washing and drying for life. GOP turncoats (such as Romney, McConnell, etc.) will be rounded up and shot (nobody trusts a turncoat).

Minority GOP Representatives, Senators and other officials and their families will be sent to Re-education camps which they must successfully complete or they will be sent to the Gulags.

Slow Joe and Willys' Hoe wants everyone to work together to achieve unity, social justice and success in coming administration.


TOPICS: History; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 01/06/2021 4:01:21 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
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Revolution is in the air

And ITS NOT the one the leftists want


2 posted on 01/06/2021 4:05:11 PM PST by elbook
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To: RetiredTexasVet

It isn’t satire at all. You’re just early, and wrong on some of the details (the reality will be worse).


3 posted on 01/06/2021 4:25:52 PM PST by Hardastarboard (Don't wish your enemy ill; plan it.)
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This is not satire, it’s a picture of what could happen, although I tend to think the left will try to govern by an enforced consensus where their allies in media and social media gradually weed out all dissenting voices, or at least succeed in marginalizing them. Some would say we’re already there. A large number of people are apparently quite happy to go along with the obviously fraudulent election just as a way to have the illusion of a working democracy. Since they never really understood the concept of the government being the servant of the people, they are fine with this new regime where the government views the people as pawns to be moved about on chessboards for their own pleasure and benefit.

Some have tried to object and protest, but they don’t seem to have the stomach for counter-revolution. They are ready to say, “we tried,” to anyone who questions them, but what actually needs to be done is not being done. I would imagine the President knows this, he has probably been searching for allies in the power structure (military for example) and I suspect he has not found many, or enough to gamble on declaring martial law.

It would be a disaster for our side if martial law were to be unsuccessfully declared. It would have the effect of making Trump loyalists moving targets for security forces working to “restore order” in a chaotic environment that might follow an incomplete declaration (by that, I mean a declaration that is not acted upon by sufficient numbers of military, police, senior politicians, national guard etc). We can already predict that such an order would meet with opposition from the centre and left of U.S. politics and from the media.

It might still be the only route to an acceptable outcome, because the alternative outcome seems to be a permanent one-party state running the country for globalist interests and ignoring the needs or priorities of most ordinary people, instead raising up to the top of society all the disaffected special interest groups who have an axe to grind and something to gain from being in power.

It will be communism under another name.


4 posted on 01/06/2021 4:34:46 PM PST by Peter ODonnell (Pray for health, economic recovery, and justice.)
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