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Baltimore Hiring Public Service Employees (Satire)
2/22/21 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 02/22/2021 4:58:15 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet

Baltimore Mayor Brandon M. Scott has decided to follow the advice of his black outreach activist Tyree Moorehead's advise and hire murderers to not murder. When asked about the program, US AG nominee Merrick Garland thought it was a great idea and that he might implement it at the national level once ensconced as US AG,

The murders would be placed on the city's payroll and paid not to murder. The Service Employees International Union (SEIU) is planning to organizing the new government employees. SEIU has stated that they will enforce all union rules and requirements upon the city as they would on any other employer including sick leave, bonuses, break times, etc.

Potential employees are flooding in from Chicago, NYC, Houston, LA, Portland, and other Progressive strong holds. The Mayor and Tyree are still hashing out the basic murderer qualification, entrance skill tests and written exam requirements but have assured all that minority applicants will be given priority. At this time the Mayor and Tryee have not decided whether to include Federally identified domestic terrorists (Vets and Police) in the program.


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: merrickposgarland; sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 02/22/2021 4:58:15 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Not Babylon Bee.


2 posted on 02/22/2021 5:02:53 PM PST by drSteve78 (Je suis deplorable. WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE)
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To: RetiredTexasVet
So here is what a future union strike will look like:


3 posted on 02/22/2021 5:04:19 PM PST by Intar
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I know you’re being satirical, but I could see it actually being done.


4 posted on 02/22/2021 5:05:56 PM PST by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel.d)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

You know this did actually come up here in Baltimore.


5 posted on 02/22/2021 5:13:15 PM PST by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs. I )
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Except at night. Nothing is criminal if it happens at night.


6 posted on 02/23/2021 2:53:19 PM PST by Pennsyltucky Boy (bitterly clinging to our constitutional rights in PA)
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