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All Inventory Must Go (Satire)
4/18/21 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 04/18/2021 4:20:53 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

All inventory from the Houston Teen Girls Immigrant Holding Facility must go. Due to a recent death at the facility of one of the "volunteers", all of the 13-17 year old girls must be moved out.

Some will be released to relatives but the bulk will be available for free on a first come basis. Use the Promo Code: "Sponsor" and you can obtain up to 15 teen girls with no questions asked or background check. Yes, girls that you could pay up to $10,000 each to a high end human trafficker, you can now obtain for free.

You must hurry to get a good choice. DHS and DOJ personnel will have first choice so it is imperative that you get your order in as soon as possible (remember to use Promo Code: Sponsor). It is not anticipated that this will last or be repeated in the near future.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 04/18/2021 4:20:53 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

horrible thought! Will they be shipped by Wayfair?


2 posted on 04/18/2021 4:23:47 PM PDT by hoe_cake (A Descendant of the Signers of the Constitution. )
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Tried using “Sponsor”; Dint work !
What gives ?


3 posted on 04/18/2021 4:30:29 PM PDT by A strike ( Barr, Fauxi to Florence supermax; Roberts to Terre Haute)
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To: hoe_cake

Better not be FedEx, they frequently lose part of the order and have to come back again another day.


4 posted on 04/18/2021 4:41:52 PM PDT by skr (May God confound the enemy)
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“Better not be FedEx, they frequently lose part of the order and have to come back again another day.”

Oh geez! LOL.


5 posted on 04/18/2021 5:03:25 PM PDT by hoe_cake (A Descendant of the Signers of the Constitution. )
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To: RetiredTexasVet

This isn’t too far from the truth. They said they were foregoing background checks for accepting parents. Things that make you go Hmmmm. What could possibly go wrong?


6 posted on 04/18/2021 5:12:28 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Jeffrey Epsteins last words "I am not committing suicide".)
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To: hoe_cake

Even worse: Amazon Prime!


7 posted on 04/18/2021 7:57:37 PM PDT by Viking2002 (When's the appeasement party start? I brought enough white guilt for everyone! [/sarc])
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This weekend there are huge going out of business sales in Minneapolis. They are selling everything; counters, showcases, furnishings, everything!


8 posted on 04/18/2021 11:07:20 PM PDT by .44 Special (Tp)
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Hmmm. A showcase might be interesting. Freshen the place up a bit......... 😒


9 posted on 04/18/2021 11:30:09 PM PDT by Viking2002 (When's the appeasement party start? I brought enough white guilt for everyone! [/sarc])
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To: .44 Special

Reminds me of “Neverland Ranch Liquidation Sale: Boys pants half off”.


10 posted on 04/19/2021 7:45:25 PM PDT by MikelTackNailer (Fortunately despite aging I've been spared the ravages of maturity.)
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