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  • Blue-haired woman arrested for scrawling anti-Trump graffiti on government buildings, police say

    11/25/2016 8:32:29 AM PST · by simpson96 · 35 replies
    Los Angeles Times ^ | 11/24/2016 | Matt Hamilton and Veronica Rocha
    Police said Tuesday they had captured the blue-haired woman who scrawled anti-Donald Trump graffiti on four Los Angeles County buildings. Surveillance cameras filmed a woman Sunday as she used a can of blue spray paint to deface multiple walls in downtown L.A. with vulgarities about Trump and other writings about the president-elect, according to Deputy Kelvin Moody, a spokesman for the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department. The markings were found on the Hall of Justice, Hall of Records, Clara Shortridge Foltz Criminal Justice Center and the county’s Central Heating and Refrigeration Plant. Officials released surveillance images of the woman, who...
  • Ode to Trumpination (Parody song)

    11/21/2016 7:29:47 PM PST · by lightman · 3 replies
    Self | 21 November A.D. 2016 | lightman
    Since some have called our beloved President-elect (sincerity, not sarcasm)"the first orange President" and other have likened him to characters from a Ronald Dahl book, let's have some fun with it. The song ripped from Harry Connick's recurring music from the film "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" starring the late great Gene Wilder. The object of derision is HRC. Oompa Loompa Tumpidty do, I ‘ve got a perfect puzzle for you. Omm-pah Loompa Trumidy dee If you are wise you will listen to me. What do you get when your gal’s a bad egg? A screechy owl voice and two...
  • Man arrested in Tickfaw church burglary(mugshot)

    03/18/2016 3:39:34 PM PDT · by BBell · 46 replies | The Times-Picayune ^ | Robert Rhoden, | The Times-Picayune
    Tangipahoa Parish sheriff's deputies arrested a Tickfaw man and recovered property they say he stole from a Pentecostal church. Brett Gonzales, 22, was booked Tuesday (March 15) with burglary of a religious building. The Little River United Pentecostal Church on Louisiana 442 in Tickfaw was burglarized earlier this month.
  • Dwarf who dressed as Oompa Loompa admits pestering schoolgirls for sex

    09/25/2014 12:07:34 PM PDT · by redreno · 76 replies ^ | 09/25/2014 | By Bill Gardner
    A dwarf who hired himself out for stag parties and hen nights has escaped jail after admitting pestering schoolgirls for sex. Marc Corrier, who accompanied revellers on wild party nights dressed as an Oompa Loompa, harassed the four young girls over the internet. The 4ft 2in performer from Motherwell, who can make £750 per night by being handcuffed to the groom, first messaged a pair of twins on Facebook when they were 15 and asked one to feel “his third leg'”. He also sent explicit messages to a 13-year-old girl whom he met at an under 16s disco, initially offering...
  • Kucinich: Syria Strike Would Turn US Into 'Al Qaeda's Air Force'

    08/27/2013 8:30:49 PM PDT · by chessplayer · 18 replies
    Airstrikes on Syria would turn the U.S. military into “al Qaeda's air force,” former Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D-Ohio) told The Hill. The outspoken anti-war activist said any such action would plunge the United States into another war in the Middle East and embolden Islamist militants fighting Bashar Assad's regime. “So what, we're about to become Al Qaeda's air force now?” Kucinich said.
  • Kucinich: Striking Syria Will Make U.S. Military ‘Al-Qaeda’s Air Force’

    08/27/2013 5:02:34 PM PDT · by River Hawk · 33 replies
    National Review Online ^ | August 27th, 2013 | Sterling Beard
    Former congressman Dennis Kucinich (D., Ohio) said today that striking Syria would turn the United States military into “al-Qaeda’s air force.” Kucinich, who voted against the Iraq War and campaigned for the Democratic nomination for president in 2004 and 2008, lambasted the idea that Obama could act without congressional authorization, which he said would be a violation of the Constitution. He also warned that intervening in Syria would entangle the United States in another war in the Middle East and encourage Islamists who are fighting the forces of Syrian president Bashar Assad. “So what, we’re about to become al-Qaeda’s air...
  • Kucinich: Striking Syria Will Make U.S. Military ‘Al-Qaeda’s Air Force’

    08/27/2013 4:08:39 PM PDT · by opentalk · 67 replies
    national review ^ | August 27, 2013 | Sterling Beard
    ... “So what, we’re about to become al-Qaeda’s air force now?” Kucinich sarcastically asked The Hill. He went on to warn against attempting to “minimize” an intervention by terming it a “targeted strike.” Such a strike, he said, would still constitute an act of war. Kucinich also blasted the Obama administration for “rushing” into what he said could become a third world war, and he cast doubt on reports by rebels of governmental forces using chemical weapons. He declared that the use of chemical weapons in Syria was a “pretext.” “The verdict is in before the facts have been gathered,”...
  • Dennis Kucinich says attack on Syria will make U.S. "al-Qaida's air force" (Does MSNBC & CNN agree?

    08/28/2013 7:27:04 AM PDT · by Laissez-faire capitalist · 27 replies
    Cleveland Plain Dealer ^ | 8/28/2013 (8:17 am) | Sabrina Eaton
    Former Cleveland congressman Dennis Kucinich, who has met repeatedly with Syrian leader Bashar al-Assad, was quoted yesterday in a Capitol Hill newspaper as saying that a U.S. military strike on Syria would turn the U.S. military into "al Qaida's air force." ...
  • Gillian Anderson splits with partner of six years

    08/09/2012 10:09:27 AM PDT · by smokingfrog · 31 replies
    Winnipeg Free Press ^ | 9 Aug 2012 | Bang Showbiz
    Gillian Anderson has split from her longtime partner Mark Griffiths. The duo, who never got married, share sons Oscar, five, and Felix, three and spent six years together. A representative for the actress told Us Weekly magazine: "Gillian Anderson and her partner Mark Griffiths have amicably separated after six years together." 'The X-Files' and 'House of Mirth' actress has been married twice before. She and film art director Clyde Kotz, with whom she shares daughter Piper, 17, divorced in 1997. The star and documentarian Julian Ozanne were married for two years before parting ways in 2006. Last month Gillian revealed...
  • Woman attacked by man in Carnival garb, police say (attacked by an Oompa-Loompa)

    02/07/2008 2:40:46 PM PST · by WOBBLY BOB · 19 replies · 259+ views
    The Times-Picayune ^ | 2-5-08 | Jeff Adelson
    A Covington woman was attacked Monday morning by a New Orleans man dressed in Carnival garb that she met through the Internet, Covington police said Tuesday. Lawrence Goldstein, 40, 1020 St. Claude Ave., New Orleans, was booked Monday with attempted rape, false imprisonment and possession of nitrous oxide, which is classified a dangerous substance, police said. Sometimes known as laughing gas, the chemical was used by Goldstein in an attempt to lower the victims defenses, authorities said. Goldstein called the 24-year-old Covington resident early Monday morning and told her that he had too many guests at his residence and asked...
  • A Message to Rudy Giuliani and His Supporters (VANITY)

    02/23/2007 7:45:02 AM PST · by Alberta's Child · 660 replies · 9,541+ views
    Self | February 23, 2007 | Alberta's Child
    There have been quite a few threads posted on the subject of Rudy Giuliani’s prospective candidacy for the Republican nomination in 2008, and the endless back-and-forth on these threads has reached a fever pitch at times. I’ve refrained from posting extensively on these threads in recent days because they’ve started to get someone repetitive and tiresome, but also because I’ve been compiling a lot of material to include in a thread of my own. I post my comments here without any “cross-dressing” photos or “Rudy trading card” images (though I do appreciate them, folks!), and without any personal animosity toward...
  • Defeated Kerry sits in cold

    01/20/2005 4:09:28 PM PST · by Aussie Dasher · 112 replies · 4,770+ views ^ | 21 January 2005 | Thomas Ferraro
    US Democratic Senator John Kerry of Massachusetts, who had hoped to replace George W. Bush as president yesterday, instead sat in the cold and clapped as the Republican began a second four-year term. Iowa Democratic Senator Tom Harkin patted Senator Kerry on the back shortly before the inauguration Senator Kerry had hoped would be his. As Mr Bush delivered his inaugural address, Senator Kerry, about 10m away on the steps of the US Capitol, joined other lawmakers and the crowd in repeated applause. Senator Kerry looked relaxed, at times wistful. He frequently smiled, able to hide any disappointment over what...
  • Kerry, Bush Put on Orange Alert

    09/30/2004 12:16:38 AM PDT · by NewMediaFan · 84 replies · 1,399+ views
    Yahoo! News ^ | Sept. 29 | PRNewswire
    The question on everyone's mind this week is whether the Wisconsin sun or an ineffective sunless tanning product has turned presidential candidate John Kerry's face from flesh color to a rich pumpkin hue. Either way, it's crucial that Kerry and President George W. Bush look their best this last month on the campaign trail, as voters have been swayed in the past based on physical appearances (think Nixon vs. Kennedy). In an effort to keep the candidates bronzed rather than orange, Chase Products Co. -- inventor of the first aerosol hair spray -- today is sending Kerry and President Bush...
  • On Notice:

    09/29/2004 10:52:45 PM PDT · by Utah Girl · 30 replies · 1,125+ views
    The Weekly Standard ^ | 9/30/2004 | Hugh Hewitt
    IT STARTED on the Late, Late Show Monday night. Drudge posted a link to a picture of John Kerry's suddenly orange face on Tuesday, and Blogs for Bush, Blogs of War, and Best of the Web started an Oompa Loompa meme Tuesday afternoon. I played the Oompa Loompa song a few times during the afternoon drive in scores of cities across the United States. Then Jay Leno opened his monologue with a combo botox/tan-in-a-can joke. Tens of millions of Americans kicked it around, and went to bed. And the morning papers--except the New York Post-- said not a word. The...
  • John Kerry the Oompa Loompa

    07/28/2004 10:46:53 AM PDT · by AugustAsh · 3 replies · 4,057+ views ^ | 7/28/04 | August Ash
    Check this out. I just knew there was something a little odd about Kerry...
  • Kerry Camp Peeved at 'Leaked Photo'

    07/27/2004 5:30:43 PM PDT · by NavySEAL F-16 · 123 replies · 5,354+ views
    Fox News ^ | 27 July 2004 | Fox News
    BOSTON — The Kerry campaign smells a rat in the widely circulated snapshot that shows its man wrapped head-to-toe in a baby blue outfit. "This was a leaked photo," Mary Beth Cahill (search), campaign manager for John Kerry, said an interview with FOX News on Tuesday. No media photographers were in attendance Monday when Kerry toured a facility at the Kennedy Space Center with famed astronaut John Glenn and Sen. Bill Nelson of Florida. All the men wore anti-contamination suits (search). Asked by FOX News' Brit Hume if a dirty trick was being played, Cahill didn't answer the question directly...
  • Republicans Try to Ridicule Kerry with NASA Photo (try?? try??)

    07/27/2004 6:35:35 PM PDT · by ambrose · 72 replies · 2,564+ views
    Republicans Try to Ridicule Kerry with NASA Photo Reuters Tuesday, July 27, 2004; 3:10 PM By Patricia Wilson NORFOLK, Va. (Reuters) - Republicans distributed a photo of Democratic candidate John Kerry wearing a head-to-toe protective suit on Tuesday in comparison to a famously unflattering photograph of Michael Dukakis in a tank that helped sink his presidential bid in 1988. Late-night comedians made fun of the picture and President Bush's re-election campaign e-mailed it under the caption "Earth to Kerry." "Bubble Boy," read the headline on the front page of the Boston Herald, a newspaper that has not been a supporter...
  • Caption Kerry at Cape Canaveral (Extreme Dork Factor)

    07/26/2004 1:45:55 PM PDT · by finnman69 · 170 replies · 10,447+ views
    yahoo ^ | 7/26/04

    07/27/2004 5:30:49 AM PDT · by marktuoni · 10 replies · 1,035+ views
    Come on! Which one is running for President and which one is running the Chocolate Factory?
  • Gallagher's Army - Dixie Chicks Counter-Concert in Greenville, SC!!

    03/19/2003 10:21:55 AM PST · by Commish441 · 50 replies · 605+ views
    The Mike Gallagher show ^ | 3/19/03 | commish441
    Conservative national AM talk show host Mike Gallagher is planning a pro-USA concert in upstate SC on May 1, 2003 to rival the Dixie Chicks tour debut at Greenville's Bi-Lo Center. Gallagher plans to donate all proceeds to families of the U.S. Armed Forces in the Middle East. He is actively pursuing Charlie Daniels to be the headlining act, but also mentioned Toby Keith. A location has not been chosen as of yet, but Spartanburg Memorial Auditorium, The Peace Center, G-Braves stadium, and the Carolina Metroplex were mentioned. Tune in to the Mike Gallagher show (WORD 950 and 1330 AM...