A brazen but goofy Florida shoplifter was caught on video awkwardly stealing a crossbow by stuffing it down his pants. Darren Durrant could be seen on security footage in the aisle of a True Value store in Mims on Feb. 6 trying to stuff the large Ravin Rio bow in the front of his sweatpants, which barely hold around his hips and do little to hide the bulge. The handle of the crossbow is visible poking out of the waistband as the shoplifter makes his getaway, the video shows. Brevard County Sheriff Wayne Ivey called the alleged thief “one of...