PLYMOUTH, MA — After several days of deliberation, a jury was unable to ultimately decide whether murder is wrong. The deep nuances of the case delayed the decision, with jurors facing intricate legal and moral questions such as whether it's fine to methodically strangle your own kids one by one. "Oof. That was a toughie," said Juror number seven, reviewing the facts of the case. "There was so much to consider, like if luring children down into a basement to murder them is bad. We were really at a loss." According to anonymous sources, the jury had concluded that squeezing...