Poor Jesus Christ. What with coming up with one-liners for T-shirts and bumper stickers and approving the cars that we drive -- let alone running the White House for the next four years -- He must be almost as busy as Oprah. According to The New York Times, His latest brand extensions include the Riverview Community Bank in Minnesota, a "Christian financial institution" whose deposits have grown from $5-million (U.S.) to more than $75-million in the past 18 months, and the chain of Curves fitness centres (based in Waco, Tex.), which Entrepreneur magazine calls the "fastest growing franchise in the...