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  • Pelosi: ‘Our Values Are About…Honoring the Vows of Our Founders’ [LOL]

    06/29/2018 12:10:10 PM PDT · by Jim Robinson · 29 replies
    CNS News ^ | June 29, 2018 | By CNSNews.com Staff
    (CNSNews.com) - House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D.-Calif.) said in her weekly press briefing on Thursday that the Democratic Party is about “honoring the vows of our founders. “Our values are about supporting America’s working families, about honoring the vows of our Founders, about honoring the sacrifice of our men and women in uniform, honoring the aspirations of our children,” she said. “That is why we vote so much alike because we have shared values,” she said...
  • Bin Laden eludes Wile E. Coyote (leftist satire alert)

    03/27/2004 10:42:52 AM PST · by EveningStar · 13 replies · 48+ views
    Humor Gazette ^ | March 24, 2004 | John Breneman
    Osama bin Laden narrowly eluded capture by an elite Special Forces unit led by Wile E. Coyote, according to an exclusive TV Guide story by investigative reporter Clark Kent. Agent Coyote used an Acme jetpack to catch up to the speedy bin Laden on a rock-strewn dirt road in Afghanistan, but the mission was aborted when the relentless Coyote accidentally flattened himself with a 20-ton anvil meant to crush the elusive terrorist. Pentagon sources confirm that Mr. Coyote is one of several animated agents who have volunteered to help fight for truth, justice and the American way. Acting on sensitive...