Posted on 01/11/2026 8:29:23 AM PST by MtnClimber
Seriously, FA and FO seem to be foreign concepts to entitled liberal white women. Why don’t you all make this viral? I think this would put a lot of sand up GloboLeft panties.
[The song is at the link.]
Ghost Lesbians in the Sky by Johnny Wilder (apologies to Johnny Cash)
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An old lesbian went riding out
One bright Minnesota day
Upon a road she rested
As she tried to stop ICE anyway
When all at once a mighty mess
Of bulb head illegals she saw
Plowin’ down the snowy road
And up the pavement draw
Their butch saviors were on fire
And their crewcuts were made of steel
Their eyeglasses were black and shiny
And their carpet breath she could feel
A bolt of fear went through her
As her car thundered up her thigh
For she saw the agent there
And he heard her mournful cry
Yippie-yi-oooooooooo
Yippie-yi-yaaaaaaaaay
Ghost lesbians in the sky
Their faces gaunt
Their values blurred
Flannel all soaked with snow
She’s trying to figure pronouns preferred
She was a driver but now just cargo
‘Cause they’ve got to drive forever
On those pronouns in the sky
For Somalis cheating all
As they drive on, hear their cry
As the video cameras recorded her
She heard one call her name
If you wanna save your soul
From hell saving people who hate you
Then, lesbian, change your ways today
Or with us you will ride
Trying to catch the Somali grift
Across these endless skies
Yippie-yi-oooooooooo
Yippie-yi-yaaaaaaaaay
Ghost lesbians in the sky
Ghost lesbians in the sky
Ghost lesbians in the sky
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Not bad.
To the tune of “Ghost Riders in the Sky”.
Beats Good’s award-winning poetry, that’s for sure
The picture looks like Large Marge.
Just what I needed. Another bookmark. Thanks.
To the tune of “Ghost Riders in the Sky”.
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Possible them song of the AC-130J Ghostrider ...
“And their carpet breath she could feel”
Oh my 🫣
"Their skin no make-up feels".
They never look like they do in those little movies on the internet.
It’s a dog eat dog world....
Vomit
Well,maybe we will have several thousand of them who will receive the Darwin Award.
Why complain?
Line up the cannon fodder.
I remember the Left, who slandered Ashli Babbit and Kirk and continue to do so. They have also thrown in Kirk’s wife for good measure.
Cash version is quite good.
In my opinion the best version is Vaughn Monroe.
He had a unique voice ideally suited for a song like this.
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