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E-mail to Eli Pariser, Director, Moveon.org From: James (Cooter) Thompson re: Buying and Selling Dear Mr. Pariser: I am Designated Letter Writer for the guys down to Daryl's Bait Shop here in Lagniappe, Louisiana. I and Jack Boudreau and Armen Yazoo been communicating with your late candidate John Forbes Kerry for a number of months, actually since last May. We been advising him on matters of campaign tactics and strategy on a purely pro bono (for the public good) basis. You can find copies of our correspondence here.We see you been at the same game full time and for considerable...

E-mail to Candidate Kerry #17 From: James (Cooter) Thompson re: Defeating our Enemies Dear Senator Kerry: The guys down to Daryl's Bait shop here in Lagniappe, Louisiana have asked me to write to you about a number of things that came up recently during your campaign. We notice that you yourself never said a word about those forgeries that Dan Rather at CBS acquired from a Texas guy who is nuttier than a pecan pie and twisted like a pretzel—embittered and deranged, you might say. But, Joe Lockhart, your "senior consultant" was involved with that Mary Mapes, Mr. Rather's producer....

E-mail to Candidate Kerry #14 From: James (Cooter) Thompson re: Swift Boats, Bad Choices Dear Senator Kerry: Last Saturday night, a bunch of us from here in Lagniappe went to the drag races over to Hadleyville. We went mostly to cheer on Lorna Gibbs who is Armen Yazoo's cousin and was matched up against Frank Gaston who owns Frank's Welding. It was Ford versus Chevy, too. Ol' Frank red-lighted twice and was way down the track in his one fair start. As you probably know, drag races are over mighty quick. There is a quantity of time spent waiting between...

E-mail to Candidate Kerry #12 From James (Cooter) Thompson re: Christmas in Cambodia, 1968 Dear Senator Kerry: The regulars down to Daryl's Bait Shop here in Lagniappe, Louisiana, have asked me to write to you so as to alert you to a very serious problem affecting your campaign. The way we see it, you have pushed all your chips into the pot, betting you can win the election by promoting your four months of service in Vietnam that ended 35 years ago. We cautioned you against that in the very first e-mail we wrote to you back in May when...

To Candidate John F. Kerry Dear Senator Kerry: Jack Boudreau and yours truly, Cooter Thompson, have been deputized by the regulars down to Daryl's Bait Shop and Internet Café here in Lagniappe, Louisiana, to write to you again concerning your campaign to be President of the US of A on the Democratic Party ticket. Perhaps our two previous e-mails containing excellent tips went astray. It's been known to happen in a large organization. We've posted them at Conversations with Trentino where you can read them whenever you have the time. It seems to us that you're uncomfortable with your campaign....