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Craig Kilborn will say nighty-night to his job as host of "The Late Late Show" on CBS - after only five years in the seat. Kilborn, who was the original host of Comedy Central's "The Daily Show," said it was "the greatest job" he's ever had. "CBS was very generous in their offer to re-sign me but I simply want to try something new," he said in a statement. "I can now focus on writing and producing different television projects I haven't had time for. And this is cool - I will continue to wear makeup in my everyday life."...

"Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton." —David Letterman Read more zingers from Letterman, Leno, O'Brien, Kilborn et al

(AP) -- Comedian commentary on the campaign: "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno": "On 'Meet the Press,' President Bush was asked what he would do if he lost the election. He said, 'Phhh, like last time."' "Actually there was one embarrassing moment when President Bush was asked if his commission investigating Iraq was bipartisan; Bush said, he had no idea about their sexuality." "Embarrassing moment last week for Wesley Clark. His motorcade was pulled over by Oklahoma state troopers for speeding. Apparently he was charged with going nowhere fast!" "Presidential candidate John Edwards keeps saying there's two Americas. President Bush...