John Kerry Late-Night Jokes

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[locopolitico]

"Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton." —David Letterman

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[DrDeb]

. . . great laughs -- you brightened my day!!!!

[HEY4QDEMS]

My Favorite:

"In his speech last night, John Kerry said this was the beginning of the end of the Bush administration. I agree. Sure, it may take another five years, but this is it." —Jay Leno

[Hatteras]

"The big winner last night in New Hampshire — Senator John Kerry. He won 39 percent of the vote, which is pretty good, and begs the question, why the long face?" —Jay Leno

Hmmm... I don't know, I'm thinkin' something about living in glass houses and throwing rocks?

[Cicero]

"Senator John Kerry released his plan today to eliminate the deficit. He said all we have to do is find a really rich country like Switzerland and marry it."

—Jay Leno

[Ichneumon]