LADIES & GENTLEMEN: TODAY IS THAT MOST INFAMOUS IN ALL OF HISTORY, THE ASSASSANATION OF OUR BELOVED JULIUS CAESAR on the Ides of March, March 15, 44 BC in Imperial Rome. Please read on as an account of the activities of that gruesome day are recounted by Mr. Samuel L. Clemens aka Mark Twain: The Killing of Julius Caesar "Localized" By Mark Twain From The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County and Other Sketches (New York: C. H. Webb, 1867). BEING THE ONLY TRUE AND RELIABLE ACCOUNT EVER PUBLISHED; TAKEN FROM THE ROMAN "DAILY EVENING FASCES," OF THE DATE OF...