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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Jen Psaki has recently announced she will be resigning from her position as White House Press Secretary, immediately sparking discussion of who will replace her. The White House has announced that a last-minute job candidate, Grima Wormtongue, has swooped in, claiming himself to be perfect for the position. “I have personally been requested by his Lordship—I mean by President Joe Biden to speak on his behalf,” hissed Grima Wormtongue while addressing the press. “I have had many, many conversations with the President so I know his thoughts quite well.” When Wormtongue was asked basic questions about how Joe Biden...

During his 11 years with the Virginia Beach P olice D epartment, Officer Ken Stolle stepped into his share of domestic disturbances. Although he’s retired from the force now, that background comes in handy for Sen. Kenneth W. Stolle, R-Virginia Beach. “When you’re a police officer, you’re a problem-solver,” said Stolle, a Republican senator since 1992. “When I’d go into a domestic violence situation and suggest to them that they should not resort to violence, it was oftentimes a wasted gesture. One way or another, I’ve got to separate those two people so that we can resolve the problem. “The...