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  • Talking Cats Video thread ( vanity)

    03/29/2020 7:52:49 PM PDT · by Candor7 · 17 replies
    YouTube ^ | 29 March 2020 | Candor7
    Please feel free to post links to your favorite talking cat videos. Of course cats can talk without making a sound too. We begin with the Long Johnston cat " Oh Long Johnson, Oh Don Piano... Oh I eyes yah!"
  • Teens drench themselves in fake oil in climate change protest at California pension fund

    01/31/2020 6:00:56 AM PST · by Oldeconomybuyer · 59 replies
    Sacramento Bee via Yahoo! News ^ | January 30, 2020 | by Andrew Sheeler, Sacramento Bee
    Dozens of young people staged a dramatic march from the Capitol to the headquarters of California’s teacher pension fund on Thursday, imploring CalSTRS to withdraw its investments from oil and gas companies. The children, some drenched in mock oil, participated in a “die-in” at CalSTRS headquarters in West Sacramento, where they said their generation would suffer from the effects of climate change. “We’re the ones that are vulnerable,” Sophia Jacobs, 12, of Berkeley said. Their protest marked the latest effort by environmental advocacy groups to press California’s public pension funds to divest from fossil fuel industries. The California State Teachers’...
  • A Denver Business Is Fined For Not Picking Up Other People’s Poop

    11/12/2019 6:35:58 PM PST · by Hojczyk · 57 replies
    Hot Air ^ | November 12,2019 | Jazz Shaw
    Upon seeing this story, you might be tempted to think it was about San Francisco, but it actually takes place in Denver, Colorado. Jawaid Bazyar is the owner of a communications company named FORETHOUGHT.net. His building is adjacent to an alley where groups of homeless people, prostitutes and drug addicts hang out. Recently, the problem has spiraled out of control and people have been urinating and defecating in the alley, along with leaving discarded hypodermic needles on the ground. Despite having complained to the police repeatedly, nothing seemed to change and Bazyar grew distraught at the prospect of his employees...
  • Whodunit in the Library: Someone Keeps Hiding the Anti-Trump Books

    11/10/2019 7:55:26 PM PST · by karpov · 92 replies
    New York Times ^ | November 10. 2019 | Mike Baker
    COEUR d’ALENE, Idaho — From her office next to the public computer terminals, Bette Ammon finds herself peering through a window to watch patrons moving through the Coeur d’Alene library’s nonfiction stacks. Someone has been hiding books lately — specifically, those that explore politics through a progressive lens, or criticize President Trump. They wind up misfiled in out-of-the-way corners where readers will be sure not to find them. “I am going to continue hiding these books in the most obscure places I can find to keep this propaganda out of the hands of young minds,” the mystery book relocator wrote...
  • The unemployment rate for recent college graduates is getting dangerously worse

    11/10/2019 7:06:21 PM PST · by GuavaCheesePuff · 134 replies
    Yahoo ^ | November 9, 2019 | Yahoo
    New data from the New York Fed highlights how the job situation for recent graduates is worsening. While the rest of the labor market trends favorably, fresh graduates are more likely to be unemployed than the base U.S. working population. That has not happened before in the New York Fed data going back to 1990. While the unemployment rate for all college graduates aged up to 65 (blue line) is trending lower — currently near its lowest level of this current economic cycle — the market for recent college graduates (red) is bucking the overall trend. With the backdrop of...
  • Conservatives Respond to Liberal Outrage Over Trump's Tweet About Teen Climate Activist

    09/24/2019 7:43:12 AM PDT · by rktman · 56 replies
    townhall.com ^ | 9/24/2019 | Cortney O'Brien
    Teen climate activist Greta Thunberg delivered a teary eyed speech at the United Nations General Assembly on Monday, demanding world leaders do better to address climate change. As you can hear, her remarks were full of "how dare yous." President Trump, who will deliver his own speech at the UNGA on Tuesday morning, offered what seemed to be a sarcastic message for the young Swedish environmental activist. Donald J. Trump ✔ @realDonaldTrump She seems like a very happy young girl looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see! https://twitter.com/wired/status/1176166230425780224 …
  • Amazon pullout continues, setting Seattle up for devastation

    07/09/2019 6:12:58 PM PDT · by RightGeek · 65 replies
    MyNorthwest ^ | 7/3/2019 | Dori Monson
    The Amazon pullout of Seattle continues. The corporate giant announced on Tuesday that it is going to build a 43-story tower in Bellevue. It will be Amazon’s tallest building anywhere in the world, and it will be the tallest building in Bellevue, which has more than a few skyscrapers. Several thousand employees will be able to work there. So it looks like this is another part in the saga of Amazon leaving Seattle. All of this is because we have a city council and a mayor who have gone fanatic about socialism. They keep pushing anti-business policies. What this means...
  • Alyssa Milano: Jeb Bush Should ‘Seriously’ Consider Challenging Trump

    07/08/2019 7:17:41 PM PDT · by E. Pluribus Unum · 77 replies
    Breitbart ^ | 08 July 2019 | Hannah Bleau
    Left-wing actress turned activist Alyssa Milano thinks former Florida governor and failed Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush should “seriously” consider launching a presidential bid against President Trump. “If [I] were @JebBush, I’d seriously be considering a run,” Milano said to her 3.6 million Twitter followers. The tweet could signal hesitancy among Democrats. While over 20 candidates are vying to challenge Trump in 2020, some Democrats – such as Milano – are actively hoping for a Republican to successfully primary the president as well. Noted Never Trumper and former Ohio Gov. John Kasich (R) teased the possibility of challenging President Trump...
  • Requiem for 4,000 Fox Jobs Lost -- Welcome to the New Hollywood

    03/28/2019 10:23:16 AM PDT · by Jyotishi · 87 replies
    The Wrap ^ | March 24, 2019 | Sharon Waxman
    To have fought your way into the dream machine, only to find that after years of quality work there is no job for you -- that is a harsh blow and a sign of our era How do you take the measure of 4,000 jobs lost in an industry with the size and scope of Hollywood? That's the number of pink slips being handed by Disney to Fox employees now that the merged mega-studio won't need them anymore. Four. Thousand. Jobs. It's undoubtedly the largest layoff from a single entertainment company in a generation -- maybe ever -- a fact...
  • From Miramar mayor to president? Wayne Messam considering it

    03/21/2019 4:18:55 AM PDT · by SoFloFreeper · 20 replies
    WPLG-TV (ABC "news" in Miami) ^ | 3/14/19 | Peter Burke
    City's first black mayor launches presidential exploratory committee One day after winning re-election, Miramar Mayor Wayne Messam is launching a presidential exploratory committee... He also launched a new website Wednesday that will allow him to collect donations as he considers running for president....
  • Is this the most ‘DRAMATIC’ tweet yet from David Hogg? You be the judge…

    07/22/2018 4:47:24 PM PDT · by SoFloFreeper · 50 replies
    twitchy ^ | 7/22/18 | David Hogg and a cast of thousands
    Parkland survivor and now professional activist David Hogg warned everyone on Sunday the the upcoming election “could be the last election in our lifetime”:
  • Chuck Todd on Miami radio "This is it for Trump" LOL!!

    07/14/2017 5:50:39 AM PDT · by SoFloFreeper · 33 replies
    WIOD-AM ^ | 7/14/17 | sff
    Just heard our local guy do a phone interview with F Chuck Todd of NBC fake news. Well, the NEWS is that F Chuck Todd admitted in the interview there was NO evidence of collusion between Trump and the Russians. But THEN, said F Chuck Todd, NOW there IS evidence.... and NOW Mueller is going to investigate ALL of Trump's business dealings in Russia going back forever!! Unhinged. The hilarity continued when F Chuck Todd asserted Macron "stood up" to President Trump--and this action explains why the media is describing the relationship between the two as a "bromance". F Chuck...
  • BREAKING NEWS: CLINTON BECOMES 1ST WOMAN TO WIN NOMINATION FOR PRESIDENT

    06/07/2016 5:55:27 PM PDT · by SoFloFreeper · 86 replies
    Hillary Clinton will clinch the Democratic presidential nomination Tuesday, Fox News projects, becoming the first woman in American history to top the ticket of a major political party. Eight years to the day after she conceded to rival Barack Obama in the 2008 Democratic primary,
  • Priebus: Hillary ‘About the Best Person We Could Possibly Hope For’

    04/13/2015 8:00:12 AM PDT · by yuffy
    breitbart ^ | 13 Apr 2015 | by Ian Hanchett
    Georgia middle schooler CJ Pearson is no fan of Hillary Clinton, and her pledge to be a “champion” for “everyday Americans” likely isn’t going to change his mind. “Hillary Clinton, I’m done with you,” the 12-year-old student declares in his latest viral video. “Why? Because you are one of the most narcissistic, power-hungry, self-absorbed politicians of this day. “You have no accomplishments to point out, except, oh, I was married to Bill Clinton.”
  • Hillary Clinton, coin-operated policymaker

    02/28/2015 5:12:44 AM PST · by HomerBohn · 12 replies
    Washington Examiner ^ | 2/26/2015 | Timothy P. Carner
    The latest tales of State Department ethics violations, foreign money, and special access would be surprising if they were about anyone but Hillary Clinton. Throughout her political career Clinton has always blended cash and policy. She’s not merely corporatist by disposition, like, say Tim Geithner or Lindsey Graham. She’s not simply sloppy on ethics, like Bob McDonnell or John Kitzhaber. Hillary is blatantly transactional in her fundraising and policymaking. And she wants to be president. Here’s the background on the latest Clinton story: During her tenure as Secretary of State, Clinton openly had an unsavory relationship with foreign money. Her...
  • Rodeo clown dresses as Obama at Missouri State Fair [Liberals Outraged]

    08/12/2013 5:55:47 AM PDT · by SoFloFreeper · 43 replies
    ABC ^ | 8/11/13
    - An incident at the Missouri State Fair on Saturday night is getting national attention via social media. A clown wearing a mask of President Obama came out in the arena during the bull-riding event. An announcer then asked the crowd if it wanted to see Obama “run down by a bull.” An onlooker, Perry Beam of Higginsville, posted his account of the event on social media. It was then picked up by the Daily Kos and the Kansas City Star , among others. "The crowd went wild. He asked it again and again, louder each time," Beam's account of...
  • I Gotta Get the Bread and Milk! OMG, I Gotta Get the Bread and Milk!!!

    02/09/2013 11:00:30 PM PST · by ProtectOurFreedom · 54 replies
    Twitchy ^ | 2/9/13 | Vic DiBitetto
    Guy needs to get his bread and milk!
  • MUST SEE VIDEO! Zombie children sing of horrors of Obamaless Washington. "Future Children Project"

    10/27/2012 8:11:01 AM PDT · by Do Not Make Fun Of His Ears · 41 replies
    YouTube ^ | 10/25/12 | The Future Children Project
    VIDEO
  • Montana woman fends off bear attack with zucchini

    09/23/2010 6:00:03 PM PDT · by Redcitizen · 51 replies
    Associated Press ^ | 09-23-2010 | Matt Volz
    HELENA, Mont. – A Montana woman fended off a bear trying to muscle its way into her home Thursday by pelting the animal with a large piece of zucchini from her garden. The woman suffered minor scratches and one of her dogs was wounded after tussling with the 200-pound bear.
  • Biden to Delaware for Coons

    09/16/2010 12:28:50 PM PDT · by maggief · 65 replies
    The Hill ^ | September 16, 2010 | Shane D'Aprile
    Vice President Joe Biden will head to Delaware sometime next week to campaign for the Democrat hoping to fill his former Senate seat. According to CNN, Biden will stump on behalf of New Castle County Executive Chris Coons, who faces Tea Party-backed Christine O'Donnell in November. It comes as no surprise that Biden will campaign for Coons, and Republican strategists say they expect to see him in the state more than once ahead of November. But the fact that Biden is being deployed so quickly suggests Democrats are anxious to cut off any momentum that may be building for O'Donnell,...