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  • Is Harry Reid Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?

    01/03/2010 7:26:41 AM PST · by MosesKnows · 28 replies · 800+ views
    1/3/2010 | MosesKnows
    Is Harry Reid Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? I wonder why it often appears that I know more about America's Constitution than the Representives who take an oath to uphold it on my behalf. This has never been more apparent than watching and listening to the House and the Senate Democrats attempt at passing unconstitutional legislation. What defines unconstitutional legislation? I would answer that any legislation the Constitution did not specifically grant Congress the power to legislate is unconstitutional. This definition begins with the very first passage in the Constitution after the preamble. Before examining that let’s review the preamble...
  • Obama is "Smarter than a Fifth Grader"

    10/09/2009 10:54:33 AM PDT · by FlipWilson · 1 replies · 285+ views
    SeeBS News | 10/09/09 | FlipWilson
    Much to the amazement of host Jeff Foxworthy, Barak Obama did not need to cheat off of his classmate's paper once or use any other help as he was able to correctly identify "2" as being a number and not an Egyptian hyrogliphic. This made Mr. Obama, "smarter than a fifth grader." Some controversy surrounds this result, however, as the network was not sure who to make the award check out to, Mr. Obama or his teleprompter. It is not clear what role the teleprompter played in the outcome. We had hoped to reach Mr. Obama for comment, but Mr....
  • America Supports You: Fourth Grader Organizes Freedom Walk

    08/03/2006 6:03:56 PM PDT · by SandRat · 5 replies · 256+ views
    America Supports You ^ | Samantha L. Quigley
    SEBRING, Ohio, August 3, 2006 -- If Colton Lockner’s summer project is any indication of his future success, his name is one everyone should remember. Colton, 9, has taken it upon himself to organize this small village’s first America Supports You Freedom Walk, a move that surprised no one who knows the slight boy. “You don’t expect this from a 9-year-old kid,” former local elementary school principal Vito Weeda said. “We look for great things for Colton because of the type of person he is.” Colton’s mother agrees that her son, who has no problem talking business with adults...
  • We're not laughing now (Sure we are, at you: “eloquence of a second greater.”)

    07/18/2006 8:51:14 AM PDT · by Liberty Toad · 154 replies · 3,763+ views
    Remember back in 200 when George W. Bush was running for President? Even if you didn't support him, you were somewhat anticipating a Presidency with this amusing guy who didn't know the names of foreign leaders and who spoke with the eloquence of a second greater. Remember how after he was elected,Comedy Central even saw his Presidency as being whimsical enough to create a show, "That's my Bush." It was a laugh a minute back in those Bush salad days. Now we have quagmires in Iraq and Afghanistan, a budding world war centered around Israel, $3 a gallon gas, $85...
  • Second grader suspended for putting pills in teacher's water

    05/04/2006 7:32:21 PM PDT · by Rakkasan1 · 12 replies · 498+ views
    KARE11 ^ | 5-4-06 | ap
    The Minneapolis school district suspended a boy in second grade after his teacher found mysterious pills had been placed in her water bottle, the district said. School district spokesman Josh Collins said the teacher was fine. She noticed something was wrong and did not drink out of the bottle on Monday. The incident was reported to school district officials on Tuesday and the student was suspended for five days. "This type of threat is not ever tolerated," he said. Collins said the matter had been referred to the police. "At this time, we don't know what the pills were," he...