I've come to see the pork chop. "Here it is," says Kevin Goodman, 43, as he reaches amid the coffee-table clutter in his Boca Raton apartment, presenting me a plastic bag with a cooked pork chop in it. "Looks like a dog," I confirm. The item in question is officially called "Smiling Pork Chop Dog," and in the plethora of weird items for sale on eBay, the online auction site, it has managed to rise in the ranks of the bizarre. This is no easy feat, considering that the dog head of pork is competing against a shower drain hair...