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Mueller Report Photon Torpedo! Trump did create Dark Psychic Force! (Trump Property found on darkside of Dagobah) New evidence from yet another Mueller Report shows that Democrat Candidate Marianna Williamson was right in her claim that Donald Trump had created Dark Psychic Forces. With the help of a Chinese satellite and additional $2.5 million, the team investigating collusion between Trump and Russia was able to find that a Trump Tower was built property owned by Donald Trump on the planet Dagobah. The property includes a Rancor petting zoo, 52 gender bathroom, a billboard for Yoda’s towing service, a jedi...

Self-help author Marianne Williamson was the most searched Democrat candidate during the second Democrat debate on Tuesday, according to Google Trends. Williamson beat out top candidates Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT), Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA), and Mayor Pete Buttigieg. Williamson was also the top-searched candidate in 49 of 50 states, excluding Montana, where its governor, Steve Bullock, ranked higher. Williamson captivated viewers with her meandering and unconventional responses and phrases such as “dark psychic force” and “emotional turbulence.” At the last debate, she won attention for saying her plan to defeat President Trump was to “harness love.” She won some of...