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Marianna Williamson was Right! Mueller Photon Torpedo! Trump did create Dark Psychic Force
Marianna Williamsom for Queen of the Spiritual Universe & President | 080319 | these words evolved

Posted on 08/03/2019 8:31:08 PM PDT by pulaskibush

Mueller Report Photon Torpedo! Trump did create Dark Psychic Force! (Trump Property found on darkside of Dagobah)

New evidence from yet another Mueller Report shows that Democrat Candidate Marianna Williamson was right in her claim that Donald Trump had created Dark Psychic Forces. With the help of a Chinese satellite and additional $2.5 million, the team investigating collusion between Trump and Russia was able to find that a Trump Tower was built property owned by Donald Trump on the planet Dagobah. The property includes a Rancor petting zoo, 52 gender bathroom, a billboard for Yoda’s towing service, a jedi school for the young, & a darkside cave. Chinese Satellite images also show Trump property on the planet Ahch-To, a new home for the Jedi Master Luke Skywalker. Trump properties on there include a White Star Line’s Fleet Shipyard, a hug & sniff me Joe Biden doll factory, a non- diary milkshake store, & yet another darkside cave.

There have been several accusations against the 45th President who won the majority of the legal American vote, but would have lost had the popular illegal alien vote from mainly California. The ACLU is looking closely at the Jedi/Sith clause of the US Constitution that was authored by President Benjamin Franklin the Hutt. Anyone capable of creating power of that magnitude is capable of mind tricking millions without the need to collude with Putin, Rasputin, or the worse KGB Communist agent of all, PutinOnTheRitz. Now, there is a new hope for those who have spent millions of taxpayer funds, hours of time that could have been spent on government issues, & likely violated several laws, that the President of the United States of America can be impeached and restore balance to the force… after they find a way to impeach President Mike Pence.

(Trump Property found on darkside of Dagobah)

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TOPICS: Humor; Science; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 2020; darkpsychicforce; darkside; democratdebates; lol; maga; mariannawilliamson; orbgang; parody; satire; starwars; tds; trump; trumptower
If you have any doubts about the authenticity of this story, stare at this image until it begins to speak to you or you astro project yourself into the home of Congressman Elijah Cummings (we don't know why it does that)


1 posted on 08/03/2019 8:31:08 PM PDT by pulaskibush
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To: pulaskibush

OMG....I nominate the thread as the POST OF THE DAY!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOL


2 posted on 08/03/2019 8:38:55 PM PDT by Halgr (Once a Marine, always a Marine - Semper Fi)
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To: pulaskibush
This is an impeachable offense
3 posted on 08/03/2019 9:16:59 PM PDT by vigilante2 (Re-elect nobody)
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To: pulaskibush
😱😵😣👹👻👽she’s mega cra-cra
4 posted on 08/03/2019 10:43:58 PM PDT by CAGOPgramma (In God we still trust!!)
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To: pulaskibush
I'm sure the DNC is in high gear to remove this dire threat to the '20 campaign.

I'm speaking of Williamson, not Trump.

Why, you say? If she peels off the loony vote, the Dems are FINISHED

5 posted on 08/03/2019 10:53:08 PM PDT by ZOOKER (Until further notice the /s is implied...)
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To: pulaskibush

You’re quite the journalist !

Hope the Trump team has spotted your talent.

Might want to your GoBag ready.


6 posted on 08/03/2019 11:25:29 PM PDT by jcon40 (The other post before yours really nails it for me. I have been a DOithS / PC guy forever and alway)
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To: pulaskibush
"these words evolved"

Human evolution is confusing. Too many homos.
The farce is strong in your universe.

7 posted on 08/04/2019 3:20:05 AM PDT by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
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To: outofsalt

I don’t see the rolf course on Trump’s Dagobah property.


8 posted on 08/04/2019 6:38:10 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Trump is President and CEO of America, Inc.)
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To: pulaskibush

And President Trump smote his enemies with magic word...

CONFEVE


9 posted on 08/04/2019 7:57:51 AM PDT by VRW Conspirator (Enforce the Law. Build the Wall. Deport them All.)
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