Posted on 08/03/2019 8:31:08 PM PDT by pulaskibush
Mueller Report Photon Torpedo! Trump did create Dark Psychic Force! (Trump Property found on darkside of Dagobah)
New evidence from yet another Mueller Report shows that Democrat Candidate Marianna Williamson was right in her claim that Donald Trump had created Dark Psychic Forces. With the help of a Chinese satellite and additional $2.5 million, the team investigating collusion between Trump and Russia was able to find that a Trump Tower was built property owned by Donald Trump on the planet Dagobah. The property includes a Rancor petting zoo, 52 gender bathroom, a billboard for Yodas towing service, a jedi school for the young, & a darkside cave. Chinese Satellite images also show Trump property on the planet Ahch-To, a new home for the Jedi Master Luke Skywalker. Trump properties on there include a White Star Lines Fleet Shipyard, a hug & sniff me Joe Biden doll factory, a non- diary milkshake store, & yet another darkside cave.
There have been several accusations against the 45th President who won the majority of the legal American vote, but would have lost had the popular illegal alien vote from mainly California. The ACLU is looking closely at the Jedi/Sith clause of the US Constitution that was authored by President Benjamin Franklin the Hutt. Anyone capable of creating power of that magnitude is capable of mind tricking millions without the need to collude with Putin, Rasputin, or the worse KGB Communist agent of all, PutinOnTheRitz. Now, there is a new hope for those who have spent millions of taxpayer funds, hours of time that could have been spent on government issues, & likely violated several laws, that the President of the United States of America can be impeached and restore balance to the force after they find a way to impeach President Mike Pence.
(Trump Property found on darkside of Dagobah)
OMG....I nominate the thread as the POST OF THE DAY!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOL
I'm speaking of Williamson, not Trump.
Why, you say? If she peels off the loony vote, the Dems are FINISHED
Youre quite the journalist !
Hope the Trump team has spotted your talent.
Might want to your GoBag ready.
Human evolution is confusing. Too many homos.
The farce is strong in your universe.
I don’t see the rolf course on Trump’s Dagobah property.
And President Trump smote his enemies with magic word...
CONFEVE
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