Well, the two exhibitors lined up their broadcaster who followed them to St. Patrick's on a day (the Feast of the Assumption) when it was crowded with worshipers, and proceeded to fornication, the studio "comedian," as described, standing a few feet off providing running on-air commentary of the act. This was a high-act venture in coitus interruptus, because the cops swarmed in. The exhibitionists were arrested, charged with public lewdness, and released on $500 bail each, their lawyer insisting that her clients had never removed their clothes, so how could they have had sex?; the comic broadcaster, Paul Mercurio, was...