Walz's military record speaks for itself. Here are just a few of his harrowing tales of valor: 1. "So there I was in France, out-gunned and near death. My Thompson submachine gun had just run out of ammo and I knew I was about to die, so I accepted my fate and just started shooting at an approaching tank with a pistol, but then the Army Air Corps bombed the tank just in time. Then, I held Private Ryan close and said: ‘Earn this.'" 2. "In another battle, my helicopter was shot down over a war zone in some place...