Shock and awe are the only two words to describe the blessings George Bush’s god continues to bestow upon him. During the presidential debates, John Kerry repeatedly stated that Iraq was a diversion from the war on terror and that Al Qaeda had nothing to do with Saddam Hussein. But this week, god sent George yet another little blessing. “We announce that Al-Tawhid wal Jihad (Unity and Holy War), its emir (Zarqawi) and soldiers have pledged allegiance to the mujahedeen (Islamic warrior) Osama bin Laden." This godsend was posted on an Islamic website this week, and its timing could not...